You're displaying the inches side of the measuring tape.

So instead of "imperial" we start calling it "foot fetish". Got it.

Americans, to the British: "I learned it by watching you, dad!"

this feels like thinly disguised foot fetishist posting.

More feet like this

Imagine if King Henry used his penis to measure things instead of his foot.

And you wonder why Quentin Tarantino is an American filmmaker…

I never had problems with feet, but i can't wait until the current foot-craze subsides.
It's like with everything these days. someone makes a mildly interesting/funny/sexy/whatever thing and for unfathomable reasons 12% of humanity or 96% of humans on the internet latch on to it and make it the core of their worldview/humour/identity until the next thing pops up.

STOP THE FEET

Raven is responsible for the imperial system?

How about Europe, Asia, South America, Africa, Austrilasia, and every country in North America except one?

Maybe the imperialists were on to something?

I love feet, so yummy! 😋

ELI5: How foot, inch, fahrenheit, cup, teespoon is defined (without using SI System). How long is one foot?

Feet is relative to the distance you walk - with your feet.

No don't ask me how it works or whose foot was measured or why it isn't strides.