My goal is to be a skeleton that makes you scratch your head. Like, I'll reinforce a ceiling fan in my house, then when the bombs are coming I'll thread my limbs between the blades of the fan.

What the hell was that guy doing when he died?

Don't forget to put like 3 rounds of 10mm and some super glue in the medicine cabinet

Just fyi these poor sods died of acute rads and were likely looking for a place to vomit blood.

Is that middle one supposed to be someone who died while kissing a decapitated head they propped up in a urinal? Wow.

I want my corpse to be a truly amazing encounter.

That's why I plan to string myself up like marionette. My body will be ridged to drop when the bathroom door is opened. Than I will wiggle a preprogrammed dance well strobe lights and heavy techno music plays.

You might ask "how my bones will stay together?" Well that's where the embalming machine comes in to be activated as soon as my pulse flat lines. Perfectly preserved bathroom corpse surprise.

That's exactly why I've been building up this beer bottle/bottle cap collection so fast. My ex-gf was a total bitch who didn't get it, screw her, but the vault dweller is going to be so happy with this loot!

So there is actually a semi-valid reason to find a lot of skeletons in bathrooms and not other places, in a post US nuclear apocalypse:

A fair number of buildings are most structurally sound around the bathroom, because those room walls tend to be stronger/reinforced compared to other walls, to be able to handle all the plumbing.

Bathrooms also tend to be located closer to the inside of the building, for basically the same reason.

So, its pretty reasonable that if you heard the sirens go off, had only a minute or two... yeah, sheltering in the bathroom would be the optimal strategy, if you don't have a basement/cellar.

I find it so funny how people actually think this is how they ended up as after the bombs drop when in reality, raiders probably messed with them for some entertainment

Middle picture brought back memories of Internet days of yore.

if we have to censor every bad word, can we please take the approach in this picture for everything? it's more of a highlight, than a try to censor an icky word. I like it.

I'm still puzzled by why things don't get recirculated as memes until they reach censorship platform

I'm gonna pose comically in front of a brick wall so my shadow is burned that way into it.

"Masturbating Skeleton", major urban settlement, circa 2032

i will make sure I'll censor every swear word like that when i take a screenshot

Me: Wondering if I have the time to jerk off one last time.

Hey, don't give up. Maybe you have chances to become mayor of Megaton.

And then an RNG landmine or a grenade Bouqet ruins it just as the vault dweller walks in the door.

"During meal time, they would often balance specially made trays with hinged, mirror-like attachments on their laps, sometimes to practice good etiquette and other times to simulate companionship."