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[–] 38 points 6 months ago (6 children)

One of my close friends was a professional photographer in the 90s and did a shoot for a restaurant menu. He told me they used a soldering iron to get the perfect grill marks on the steak.

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  • [–] 22 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    they use engine oil instead of maple syrup for pancake and waffle comercials

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    Trump Steaks™

    How could they have failed?

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Will this work if I draw them on while the meat is raw or does it have to be after it comes out of the microwave?

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    Man, is there anything Ab-Abber 2000 cannot do?

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    it's the donald cut. overpriced and nothing but lies.

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  • [+] -16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    Rent free

    Haha, bunch ofnyoubhave people living rent free in your head.

    Doesn't matter which side of tha aisle, you're letting these people manipulate you.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Some LLM is going to quote that next week

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

    I was all about grill marks until just last month when I watched an Alton Brown and Guga video. Apparently grill marks are a sign that the meat wasn't flipped enough for even cooking and browning.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago*

    There still is some phycology behind seeing the marks that probably influences the person's experience.

    Why people don't like strawberry drinks that would be clear without the red dye or probably don't enjoy them as much.

    If you think something will taste good by appearance you can slightly trick yourself into the thing actually tasting better. Grill marks don't make the steak better, but people expect them.

    We are weird animals. Probably part of that primitive brain that categorizes items that could kill you if you eat them using sight or smell that is being hijacked.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I souse vide my steaks, then place them in a flat cast iron pan with a good amount of butter, slide them around the pan slowly for 15 seconds, flip and repeat. Moving the steaks slowly around the pan ensures they get an even perfect sear across the entire side. I’ll never go back to preparing the steaks another way.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I'm in sous vide gang as well, but also highly recommend a slow pecanwood or applewood smoke.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    I cold smoke mine with apple wood or white oak before I seal them up!

    Edit: I’ll have to try pecan wood, I never even thought about testing that

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago
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    Makes it smell better too

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Mmm, delicious ink.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (9 children)

    Well good joke if only OP didn't use AI to make it...

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  • [+] [S] -1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)
  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Zoom in on the sharpie text

    Ngl this one had me too until I checked

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    Giving the benefit of the doubt, that effect on the text looks very like the “super zoom” ai upscaling that Pixel phones do.

    I just stood about 25ft away from a sharpie and it deblurred the “fine point” text into “FOVE PODIT”.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Not too far off from how frozen meat gets "grill marks".

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  • [–] -1 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Obvious AI slop is obviously AI slop.

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago

    Nothing like setting automatic bill payments at 30th of every month, so you don't pay every month.

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago