Whenever I see classic emojis in a sentence, I believe it's some 50-something years old writing some cringe shit (you can say shit on the internet, by the way) for their friends in facebook.

"Jeez Steve, let's start with coffee and see how it goes before jumping to pegging and dirty talk".

Well dip me in butter and roll me in nuts

Is this just a white thing? I figured it was a southern thing because black people here do it just as frequently as white people.

And regardless of race they always do it right in middle of the main aisle of the store so no one can pass.

Well, well, well, if it isn't Shitcock Mike the third. How has the sack been hanging, partner?

Shit. Ass.

Don't be mad, y'all can't come up with a fly af greetings like that.

Those greetings were part of the trade for our rhythm centuries ago.

Along with the colonialism, but that's not as fun.

Well golly gee humdinger fuck me in the ass!

Downvoted for cringe censorship

is this dude hanging out at a gay bathhouse?

Well, shit on my dick. How's it going fuckface!?

Red-necks you mean?

Get ass cancer, you molester!

Is this what happens when there's a Microsoft / Apple crossover episode?