unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep

god i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn

we don't unzip, we tar

oh yeah you gotta mount that hard drive baby... fsck it real good until it gives you what you need... if you're not sure how to handle it ask the man for instructions...

https://linux.die.net/man/1/finger

I would upvote but 'unzip'? We only 'gunzip' or 'tar xz' here.

Zip? What year is this?

I did not give consent to be touched.

I love this meme format so much lmao

since when did assign and create exist? back in the day all the pirates used daemontools to mount stuff... and everyone made new files in whatever program edits them...

You forgot tar

I guess it depends which distro

Still wont need terminal and hack jobs to make a local account

grep this

Between what?

I know everyone is joking but this is my number two biggest reason I don't move to Linux, the nonsensical abbreviations and syntaxs of Linux command lines.

I hate them so much. And it's not like I haven't been using it since the late 90s.

This meme is so true in that Windows/dos commands just made better linguistic sense.