How am I supposed to say no to this?

This is photoshopped. I know this because New Zealand's Department of Conservation would never use the word squirrel.

There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.

I think it was called “the little mermaid”

Carp sexxers in shambles

god forbid men have hobbies

You cannot imagine my relief at seeing this

Leave the damn squirrels alone!

squirrels are more viscious than fish if they are manhandled. plus thier teeth are ultra sharp too, since rodent teeth dont stop growing they have to grind it down often.

Is this a warning for dolphins?

Yeeehaw this calls for a Texas dog dick hoedown

Ok i supprt it but wtf squirel do?

sad Swedish Chef noises

Ok i guess some people took ‘’there are plenty of fish‘’ too seriously

First they tell you to go spend time inside nature, then they call you wrong when you do.