Would crossdressing as you march into the recruitment office be enough to be undraftable? Obviously with the cat ears.

I'm wondering if there's any way I can pass myself off as too gay to serve without getting slaughtered by the regime

Become undraftable 3:Tokyo draft

We'll ring the dinner bell for the draft board when they visit

Just send this:

And this wikipedia link: fragging

I misread undraftable as Undertale at first, and was a little confused lol

I started by being unable to join the military, now im ensuring that no future people will hold my name. For i have raised no sons, and am the last living person with my last name (who could theoretically get married and give it to someone else)

F that, im taking my last (dead)name to my grave and im proud of it. Ima laugh all the way there!

Edit: its a bit intoxicating knowing that, as part of my journey, im ending an entire bloodline

:3
when i graduated high school (during Don't Ask Don't Tell), i started getting all the recruitment phone calls. i tried politely telling them no. no change. telling them i am medically ineligible for military service (true!) also did not stop the spam calls.

you know what did? I asked the marines recruiter "hey, i know you take men in your army, but did you have to be born that way?"

didn't say anything, didn't confess anything, just asked an uncomfortable question and he hung up on me. haven't gotten a phone call from the military since.