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[–] 34 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Would crossdressing as you march into the recruitment office be enough to be undraftable? Obviously with the cat ears.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Unlikely: neither thigh highs nor cat ears will interfere with your ability to get blown up by a drone.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Cat ears grant +8 lives to the wearer (one time per person, no stacking with multiple sets or rules lawyer shenaniganery) so they can still be useful.

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