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[–] 158 points 7 months ago (13 children)

It's a very smart answer to flatter your hosts' culinary speciality.

I read this interview with the chef of the French Presidents' residence once.

In that he told about the first visit from German Chancellor Angela Merkel. After the dinner she asked for the chef to come up, complimented him and asked Chirac if he could spare his chef for a masterclass to the German chefs in residence.

I then knew what a brilliant diplomat Merkel was.

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  • [–] 52 points 7 months ago (9 children)

    Yeah, but what you supposed to do if you're visiting England?

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  • [–] 63 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for this all to blow over

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  • [–] 85 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    similar anecdote, was stopped by cops near Texas-mexico border. One was asking ne questions while the other one was circling the car. I'm Spanish but was living in England at the time. so he asked me "do you prefer Spain or England?" I replied with "Texas",

    He replied with an instant "Ye haw", told my reply to his companion, who also gave his ye haw and let us go.

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  • [–] 36 points 7 months ago

    handwritten maps with barbecue sauce stains still on em goddamn

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  • [–] 70 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    So, that's what the '70s was like!

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    One time I told the customs official that I was going there to hookup with someone I met online as my reason. Response was have fun, no follow up questions. I was ready to have to explain the whole thing, but nope, just sex.

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  • [–] 32 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Similar story getting pulled by a cop for speeding once. I'm gay, but used she/her when I told him, because I'm not a complete fucking moron.

    I was speeding, it was like 3am, this is after my state's hilarious excuse for a lockdown, so all the businesses are closed at night now, and they will pull you any time they catch someone driving at night.

    Officer: where ya headed this time of night?

    Me: glances at the lube and condoms laying on the passenger seat "hookup with a chick I met online"

    Officer: Fuck yeah. Drive safe, buddy.

    And he fucking walked away. No other questions, did not ask to see my license, insurance, nothing. Just "go get you some, boy!" And that was it. Had I admitted it was a guy instead? I highly doubt the reaction would have been the same

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    I similarly was meeting somebody (though a girl in my case). The only thing the border guy questioned regarding that was her age - which, fair enough and she was a year or two older than me - and then that was it.

    I'm guessing that cross-border seekers of love aren't exactly uncommon since the Internet has been a thing.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Well you can't just lead with that and not tell us the whole thing!

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  • Met a girl playing games, started a relationship, and after 4 months. I flew to visit her. "Why are you going to the United States" is the only question they asked me. We had mediocre sex for a weekend and 2 months later we "broke up". It's not a great story.

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Only good thing about Texas. Bbq unites us all.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Eh, it's not just BBQ tho. Houston is America's most international city and you can find restaurants serving cuisines from around the world all fighting tooth and nail to prove thselves against the competition. The Cajun, Tex-Mex, and Southwest American food is amazing. Some of the best Greek, Thai, and Indian I've ever tried, the only fancy Irish pub I've ever tried (try the Guiness Stew at McGonigals Mucky Duck), not to mention almost everything else from late-night Italian delivery to a literal Russian bar to an Ethiopian eatery. Want Phó, a street taco, sushi, and a slice of pizza after watching the game at a sports bar? They're all just minutes away and they're all great!

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    As a kid, when I first entered at the Sweden, I didn’t notice any border. It was just a little bridge between Tornio and Haparanda.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago*

    Considering the Asian characters on their username, I'm going to assume they arrived by plane. There are actually really good reasons to have customs check points, such as preventing invasive species from entering.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Brazilian bbq absolutely fucks but nobody does BBQ like America does BBQ

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    That is one of the things that irks me so much about the lower 48... The farther south you go, the better the food gets, but the worse off people are...

    I was in El Paso for a wedding last year and even a simple road-side BBQ chain was lightyears better than a fancy steakhouse in New England.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    My response is always "white women". Really tests who has a good sense of humor.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I visited a couple of years ago and since I'm the correct shade of mayo, I wasn't given any shit, but the employees all looked hella tired of the workload. I imagine they were ready to snap the moment someone plays a smartass or something. It was noisy and busy. Of course it was also Friday or Saturday evening at JFK. I imagine if they had more workers to handle the load, there'd be fewer bad experiences. Not that the racists would stop racisting, but more that there might be plenty who aren't racist at all but will still give people shit just because they're overworked.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Proof of good in this world.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Eh, more like proof that there are (or were) some reasonable people working in border control.

    Not harassing people doesn't make you good, it just makes you decent. This kind of behavior should be the low bar, not the high bar.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    I have suspicions that’s not a recent story.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    Texas BBQ embarrasses all other regional BBQ.

    You just don't see it as commonly in other parts of the nation because it's so much more difficult to cook. They can't handle it.

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