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[–] 99 points 7 months ago (1 child)

The director didn't have the courage to complain to the costume department (his mother).

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  • [–] 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I WANT LIGHTHOUSE MARIO NOW NOW NOW!

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  • [–] 63 points 7 months ago (27 children)

    Wait, Robert Pattinson is that creepy looking kid from that sparkly vampire movie. Why does he look middle aged here? Oh noooooooooooooo.

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  • [–] 60 points 7 months ago (13 children)

    I highly recommend you check out his last…15 years of filmography. He’s quite a solid actor!

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  • [–] 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Funny how Radcliffe, Wood and Pattinson, whom three I can barely tell apart, all seem to have went into weird indie films against their teenage image.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    I've heard this a few times. I guess I will have to get over my Twilight animosity and give him a try. Should I start with Batman? I was just watching Batman and Robin and actually enjoying how campy it is.

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    He’s a great actor. I just gave him the money to pursue weird projects.

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  • [–] 37 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Why are you talking shit about my favorite Batman?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Pff Clooney's been better than this

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago

    Now I can’t unsee it… bro really was one “let’s-a go” away from breaking character 😂

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    Fun ✅ Fact ❌

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)
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    I would highly enjoy watching an accurate depiction of this film with Mario as the main character. Seeing Mario commit the lurid, depraved, and brutal acts Pattinson portrays in this movie would be genuinely fucking hilarious.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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    Yeah, they didn't shoot in black-and-white. Everything was recorded in full color, but Nintendo blocked the release due to the similarity. So a bunch of interns had to manually take a screenshot of every frame, save it, import it into a cracked Photoshop copy, export that, and re-import it into the video editor.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Yer Fond of me lobster, ain't ye, Mario?

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    I love value-grading...

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  • The seagull scene Nitendo lawsuits were gonna be insane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EvRAfxa0OE

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