The director didn't have the courage to complain to the costume department (his mother).
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I WANT LIGHTHOUSE MARIO NOW NOW NOW!
Its-a-mee, Pattinson!
Wait, Robert Pattinson is that creepy looking kid from that sparkly vampire movie. Why does he look middle aged here? Oh noooooooooooooo.
I highly recommend you check out his last…15 years of filmography. He’s quite a solid actor!
Funny how Radcliffe, Wood and Pattinson, whom three I can barely tell apart, all seem to have went into weird indie films against their teenage image.
guns akimbo was peak movie watching experience
I didn't care for him specifically but the movie The Devil All the Time was solid to me. Slow burn.
I've heard this a few times. I guess I will have to get over my Twilight animosity and give him a try. Should I start with Batman? I was just watching Batman and Robin and actually enjoying how campy it is.
He’s a great actor. I just gave him the money to pursue weird projects.
Why are you talking shit about my favorite Batman?
Pff Clooney's been better than this
Now I can’t unsee it… bro really was one “let’s-a go” away from breaking character 😂
Is he vaping in that pic?
I would highly enjoy watching an accurate depiction of this film with Mario as the main character. Seeing Mario commit the lurid, depraved, and brutal acts Pattinson portrays in this movie would be genuinely fucking hilarious.
Funny, but not true.
Good thing this is the funny community, and not the true community
Yeah, they didn't shoot in black-and-white. Everything was recorded in full color, but Nintendo blocked the release due to the similarity. So a bunch of interns had to manually take a screenshot of every frame, save it, import it into a cracked Photoshop copy, export that, and re-import it into the video editor.
The seagull scene Nitendo lawsuits were gonna be insane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EvRAfxa0OE
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