I hope the Cooter Clobberer 9000 is all she hyped it up to be
PULL FORWARD AFTER FUELLING OR GET SHOT
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"don't worry it'll be in discreet packaging"
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Oh my god it looks like a gigantic....
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That other truck in the background is 'mirin the goods
Damn I'd been looking for my dick all morning
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Imagine being the trucker.
"I didn't remortgage my house for the third time just to buy a truck that hauls dick!"
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The fuck?? They promised discreet packaging!
Many people in the comments apparently share the same dick.
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Guys I have a very weird question for all of you, but I swear I am not trolling! This is a serious question.
How would you get a massive cylinder (~10m length, ~10m girth) through a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
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Either Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory is building Big a memorial or theres an X-rated studio filming a peter pan spoof.
Dildo for Godzilla?
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It's only like that because it's cold, honest! It's called shrinkage. It's natural, I swear!
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Oh I think that’s my dick.
Why are these always reserved for someone's mother? Why can't they save some for the rest of us :(
You wanted to say my step-mother package......
Why didn't she order the large one?
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