Bard.
Everyone just accepts I ought to be here because I say the right things and do the right dance.
Bard.
Everyone just accepts I ought to be here because I say the right things and do the right dance.
Barbarian.
I'm gonna keep smashing the keyboard and getting mad until my code works or I lie dead on the ground.

Rogue, steal other's shit and claim it's mine.
NPC, I give quests to others
It took a little work to translate the questions to what I actually do, in not a coder, but apparently I'm a mage.
NPC.
Oh. I have do the quiz?
It gave me "Multiclass".
There's a joke about inheritance in there somewhere. And the fact that no-one will want whatever I leave behind.
Can I choose NPC now?
Anxious Barbarian. 🫣
I code solo as a hobby, but I still tried to answer the best I could knowing myself and got warrior, I do like mages more in games, but I can totally see myself be a warrior.
Slightly annoyed and hungry me:
Warrior.
Realize I am slightly annoyed and hungry, take care of that, take quiz again:
Mage.
If you're interested in playing corporation-based, slightly occult, TTRPG, there is Corp Borg that fits the bill.
https://heltung-storytelling.itch.io/corp-borg
Corp Borg is an award-nominated (NDU, The Indie Groundbreakers), rules-light, office-crawl OSR tabletop RPG. While inspired heavily by MÖRK BORG aesthetics and gameplay, it's a standalone game - all you need to play is this book.
The world of Corp Borg is bleak, bloody, and brutal, exactly like corporations are. They rule the world of Corp Borg, as they do in real life, but are a bit more obvious about summoning demons, making blood sacrifices, and performing occult rituals.
I too am a warrior and I raise my battleaxe to you!
Do you work for this company?
You are the BAAARBAAARIAN! ARRR~~ You are like a dancing flame on water. Your words and actions are rough, unpolished, yet undeniably genuine. You do not overcomplicate things or beat around the bush—you believe the best way to solve a problem is to face it head-on. Uncertainty does not scare you. Perfect documentation? What for? Flawless planning? Not your style. You forge ahead fearlessly, overcoming every obstacle. Sure, sometimes things may go wrong, but no one can accuse you of being indifferent or passive. You shout your motto: "Less talk, more action!" Dominate bugs with your might! Grab your 30-day trial of PVS-Studio!
was this test an advertisement? lol
That is the longest amount of time I've ever spent on an advertisement.
Bard, btw
I'm a cleric... Just because I occasionally write documentation... For future me.
I’m an NPC. I just have to deal with the fall out from the devs, as a software tester.
The ascendent from Path of Exile. A jack of all trades
Multiclass (barbarian, warrior)
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