Ever wondered who you'd be in a world of swords, magic, and bugs monsters? The quiz says I'm a warrior, what about you guys? And remember: you can't go alone 'cuz, "You must gather your party before venturing forth!"

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[–] 10 points 7 months ago

Bard.

Everyone just accepts I ought to be here because I say the right things and do the right dance.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Barbarian.

    I'm gonna keep smashing the keyboard and getting mad until my code works or I lie dead on the ground.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Rogue, steal other's shit and claim it's mine.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    NPC, I give quests to others

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    It took a little work to translate the questions to what I actually do, in not a coder, but apparently I'm a mage.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    NPC.

    Oh. I have do the quiz?

    It gave me "Multiclass".

    There's a joke about inheritance in there somewhere. And the fact that no-one will want whatever I leave behind.

    Can I choose NPC now?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)
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    Got Multiclass hero (Barbarian, Mage)

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Whatever specific class I am, my play style is definitely “glass cannon”.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Magician, too deep down the theory most of the time.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    I code solo as a hobby, but I still tried to answer the best I could knowing myself and got warrior, I do like mages more in games, but I can totally see myself be a warrior.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Slightly annoyed and hungry me:

    Warrior.

    Realize I am slightly annoyed and hungry, take care of that, take quiz again:

    Mage.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago*

    If you're interested in playing corporation-based, slightly occult, TTRPG, there is Corp Borg that fits the bill.

    https://heltung-storytelling.itch.io/corp-borg

    Corp Borg is an award-nominated (NDU, The Indie Groundbreakers), rules-light, office-crawl OSR tabletop RPG. While inspired heavily by MÖRK BORG aesthetics and gameplay, it's a standalone game - all you need to play is this book.

    The world of Corp Borg is bleak, bloody, and brutal, exactly like corporations are. They rule the world of Corp Borg, as they do in real life, but are a bit more obvious about summoning demons, making blood sacrifices, and performing occult rituals.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago
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    [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I too am a warrior and I raise my battleaxe to you!

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Do you work for this company?

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    You are the BAAARBAAARIAN! ARRR~~ You are like a dancing flame on water. Your words and actions are rough, unpolished, yet undeniably genuine. You do not overcomplicate things or beat around the bush—you believe the best way to solve a problem is to face it head-on. Uncertainty does not scare you. Perfect documentation? What for? Flawless planning? Not your style. You forge ahead fearlessly, overcoming every obstacle. Sure, sometimes things may go wrong, but no one can accuse you of being indifferent or passive. You shout your motto: "Less talk, more action!" Dominate bugs with your might! Grab your 30-day trial of PVS-Studio!

    was this test an advertisement? lol

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    That is the longest amount of time I've ever spent on an advertisement.

    Bard, btw

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    It's essentially an ad sigh

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    I'm a cleric... Just because I occasionally write documentation... For future me.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Shit, I guess I'm a healer

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    I’m an NPC. I just have to deal with the fall out from the devs, as a software tester.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    I'm gonna go with goblin tinkerer.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    I got cleric!

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The ascendent from Path of Exile. A jack of all trades

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

    Multiclass (barbarian, warrior)

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