Cheesy chips could be banned from competition venues, H&H can reveal, as research has found they can have a performance-enhancing effect on riders and horses.

The equestrian centre cafe staple has been found to improve concentration and memory in riders, owing to the effect of the combination of ingredients on the hypothalamus area of the brain. But there are also indications they can increase stride length and flexion in horses.

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[–] 40 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I was getting all wound up but then I noticed the article is from yesterday.

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Bit rude to post it when the day of fools is already over....

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Sorry! I missed it yesterday 😂

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    shakes fist Off to the end of the queue with you!

    Edit: sorry, as a Canadian that was the only fitting punishment I could think of.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Can confirm. I left a pub in 1999 and lifted a car off a pedestrian.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Posting this a bit late, it's not April 1st anymore.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Great. Now I want cheesy chips.

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