I’ve tried offering them my uncovered hairless leg as a sacrifice but they still insist on doing the zzzzZzzZZzZzzzz around my ears when I try to sleep. 😔

They move down your legs and bite my ankles? Well gods, man, do me a favour and address that!

Socks

So that's why they only bite my ankles. Makes total sense.

Do you put the sunscreen on your manpelt to keep it fresh longer, or do you wear it yourself under the manpelt?

They need blood to breed, so probably not.

I don't shave for aesthetics, personally, I shave because I hate having body hair, it bothers me.

Don't shave, trim

I'd like to add that pubic hair can make a big difference for sex as far as chaffing goes. Having sex with everything shaved leaves my skin irritated. Even just a tuft of hair helps prevent that from happening.

Point is, pubic hair serves a purpose. Besides, the challenge of shaving pubic hair in its entirety isn't worth it to me. You get maybe a day where it's smooth, then itchy bumps that you can't scratch in public for a week afterwards. Not to mention the struggle of shaving an intimate area that you can't easily see or reach, putting a razor super close to extremely sensitive body parts and hoping your hand doesn't slip... no, thank you! Just accept that I'm a grown woman and grown women have hair. If that's a hard line for you, then I guess you're not getting laid. ¯\(ツ)/¯

As a man, my experience with women's hair down there is positive generally. When it comes to oral pleasure however, it gets challenging to me personally.

I usually shave my body hair in summer when i wear lighter clothes with more open skin. Its just easier to apply sun protecting cream to bare skin compared to hairy skin.

Feels better, both to have smooth skin and to feel smooth skin. Just looks better too ¯_(ツ)_/¯

same goes for men, too, society just doesn't pressure men the way it does women

Idgaf about bush hair tbh, I actually prefer it! It has a very nice hand feel. I do prefer shaved legs tho.

i don't care either way, but shaving all your pubic hair is unattractive imo.

Honestly that's me as well anymore. I used to be more ambivalent about it.

So, I am a dude, thus take this with a grain of salt perhaps, but:

Find you a person who will be excited to, and capable of safely shaving/trimming you.

Well... I've never had a bite on my scalp or my crotch, so I'm guessing they can't.

Ive watched these mosquitos. They land on top of the body hair, and then quickly climb down to the skin level, maybe taking a split second to do so.

Sometimes that's enough of a delay to detect and swat them.

Bugs, in general, can they bite you anywhere?

Basically yes, depending on the clothes you're wearing, the position you're in, the climate/biome you live in.

Sand fleas, at a nudist beach.

A person sleeping nude in an area that's got lots of bugs, etc.

You've decided to go camping, where bugs exist.

...etc.

Let me just tell you that bed bugs fucking suck.

Like, figuratively and literally.

Ain't everybody got enough money to live in a decently maintained residence or building or... county or city.