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[–] 196 points 7 months ago (24 children)

Does he try to look like the devil, or does that apperance just like, manifest itself after doing enough evil?

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  • [–] 81 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    I was thinking the dark side version of president skroob

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  • [+] 37 points 7 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 60 points 7 months ago

    One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

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  • [–] 55 points 7 months ago

    Look at that ghoul

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  • [+] 53 points 7 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    This is somehow both an insult to Tony Stark and Walmart. At least Walmart is just old fashioned business bastard evil and not, to my knowledge, apocalyptic techno-feudalist with immorality aspirations that belong in anime or comic books and a fucked up mannequin face

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  • [–] 39 points 7 months ago*

    One

    Rich

    Asshole

    Called

    Larry

    Ellison

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  • [–] 38 points 7 months ago

    Yeah this was fun. I got the email on my last day of vacation I took for my honeymoon.

    I've heard of much worse those, people that had been there 30+years, a woman 6 months pregnant, and someone diagnosed with cancer, all without insurance now, not that Oracle offered great insurance to begin with. It was UHC.

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  • [–] 34 points 7 months ago

    Look on the bright side, at least they don't have to work for Larry fucking Ellison any more.

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  • [–] 34 points 7 months ago* (15 children)

    First, Epic, now Oracle.

    I'm never gonna get another job in software, am I?

    Edit: I physically let out a cry of pain after reading possibly 10,000 engineers of varying seniority had been fired (incident was reported on LinkedIn and judged based on the dip in Oracle's internal Slack membership count).

    Yeah, I should just start trying to move into a new field, huh.

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  • [–] 27 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I trained as a clown at literal clown school. Everyone laughed at me and told me I should've been a software engineer. Well, no ones laughing now.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    The coal miners were told to learn to code, but maybe software engineers should be learning coal mining at this point. With all the AI data centers being built, there sure is going to be a lot of demand for coal.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago* (4 children)

    it's possible. just, if you are looking right now, don't expect the same salary you were getting. Be willing to take a minor pay cut, and be willing to take a service industry job just to get money. (that never touches your resume)

    I was in accounting and very underemployed when Arthur Andersen disintegrated. And then again for Lehman Brothers. It was rough, but I got through.

    the job search will destroy your soul. take breaks to keep yourself from doing things you will regret.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Minor pay cut?! Try 30% and no work from home. Companies smell blood in the water and low balling salaries across the board.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    oof i didn't think it was that bad, i hadn't looked at actual numbers. iirc folk were doing 15-20 cuts back during the crises i was dealing with. wfh was unheard of back then tho, so like i get where you're coming from.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The icing on the cake is that most of the offers are 6mo contracts, no benefits, with the option to hire or extend. This way the company can decide they don't really need the position in six months and walk away with no recourse.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago*

    oh, the fuck you contractors special. i know those contracts. it's better to go work retail. they at least will give you benefits and stability.

    my outlook might be colored by some incidents but you may have better luck than i have on those six month shit contracts.

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  • I don't know why software engineers being on lemmy, so are using activitypub, are so down and out about industry job cuts. Don't get me wrong, change of industry might be on the cards, but that doesn't mean being a software engineer stops, and these proof of concept sites and networks are a revelation.

    There are so many projects for software engineers. For example, Activitypub is the chance to develop a genuinely healthy market of small to medium sized networked social media sites that are far more reactive to users, unique, and experimental than the likes of engagement driven fb could ever be.

    I don't know, the rivers of gold might be over for a portion of 'big' tech software engineers, but it seems like a super exciting time to be in small enterprise software engineering, with the plethora amount of projects that could be being explored.

    Of course there are heaps of other non-social media software engineering small scale projects, i just focused on activitypub here because it seems so strange and obvious to a rando like me.

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    [–] 16 points 7 months ago* (10 children)

    I can’t believe Oracle has 10,000 employees to begin with. What the hell are they doing that even needs that many people to begin with?

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  • [–] 35 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Writing iron-clad, deal-with-the-devil level contracts that cannot be broken by mere customers. And nipping open-source projects in the bud via mergers and acquisitions.

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    These bastards grifted $300 million dollars from my state to build a single website for the Healthcare exchange after the ACA was passed. It never once worked and was scrapped for the federal government's own version immediately after its "release." To be fair, I also blame our state leaders for this as even your average moron could see this coming from a mile away. Even if it did work, who the fuck would spend 1/3 of a billion dollars to build a webpage.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago

    Feels like a month ago they were spending billions on some AI scheme.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Is this AI image or this scumbag is mimicking Trump's hair.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    But hey! We are in on the AI bubble !! /s

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    When they renamed 23c to 23ai I cringed so hard. You don't install the DB and get an AI, you get an empty DB that has vectors.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    I mean, that wasn't the first rename for silly reasons. There is a long tradition of this for Oracle DB naming. That "c" in 23c meant "cloud". Nothing about the DB 23c required it to installed or run in the cloud. That was in 2012 with DB 12c. Before that in 2003 it was "g" in DB 10g for "grid" (remember the grid computing hype?). Before that in 1998 it was "i" in DB 8i for "internet".

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Wouldn't be surprised if, somewhere among these tens of thousands laid off this year so far, there's another Luigi willing to go full old school Teamster.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Looks like Luigi, assuming he did it, was a once in a lifetime. He was driven enough and smart enough to pull it off, and he attacked low-hanging fruit. Billionaires are surrounded by armed guards 24/7.

    Maybe, just maybe, we'll get a disgruntled sniper back from Iran, assuming we get boots on the ground, and they'll be able to pull it off.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago
    [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Anyone taking odds on this being a prepare for the bubble popping vs. the corporate line that it's to invest further into AI?

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    Oracle completely missed the jump to cloud and, like Informatica or SAS, it’s been outcompeted by the likes of Microsoft, Google, Snowflake and Amazon for years now.

    But hey, that’s not going to go down well with the shareholders, so just say you’re cutting jobs because you’re streamlining your business through the marvels of AI…

    That said, who exactly are the people that are being let go? I can imagine the old guard still working at ‘their’ company, but firing young engineers hardly seems like a winning strategy

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    We need socialism. Seriously!

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    If that's NOT another reason to study socialist theory, then I DON'T know what is. Seriously! https://redsails.org/

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Time to organize

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    [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    jesus christ larry ellison looks like he has been attacked in the face by bees

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