Yet another I might've been posted recently, but still want to post just to be on the safe side. Let me know if you recognize any of them.

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[–] 67 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I don't have a car but prefer goth girls... Most difficult choice of my life

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  • [–] 37 points 7 months ago

    Anime. I already like/want to tinker with my car so I'll just become the goth GF.

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  • [–] 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Step one: Turn into goth girlfriend.

    Step two: Wait for them to choose wisely.

    (I can fix your (early 90s) car)

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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    I can already fix my car, a goth girlfriend

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    I have neither a car, nor mental health

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I'd take the goth girlfriend who can fix my car, because I am a goth girlfriend who can fix your electronics and your clothes, and we would be a good power couple

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    I'll take the Goth GF, she's 3D

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    Neither. I want one to break my spine and chuck me into a wood chipper.

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    I have both of those. I don't particularly care if I'm being honest, I look apon the world and wish to rend society like it's the flesh of Angles, Saxons, and Jutes. There is nothing that can be done without the complete collapse of the US that would convince me to otherwise have even the mildest bit of interest in my own survival. Even then it'd countering material conditions at best, the psychological effects of most likely having CPTSD and that bastards blood in my veins would be more than enough to counter even that.

    I don't want love and community. I want an inglorious death and to be forgotten by the world immediately.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    The car is way cheaper to fix.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Agreed, I probably spent 2-3 cars worth of money therapy over the years. At this point I'll keep a cactus in my ass if it meant being mentally healthy.

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    Damn, I just paid a mechanic to fix my car.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    Goth for sure. I can drive to the doctors.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    I mean, first off, I don't have a car. Second, I'm the anime girlfriend here. And third, my mental health is beyond fixing. So really, I don't really have much of a choice, although I am still quite satisfied with the proposition.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Hmm I don't have a car, and my mental health is more or less fine I think.

    I like the boots, but I think the nekomimi still beat them. I'm inclined to pick the left one. Do I need to learn Japanese or is she dubbed?

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    My car needs a new show absorber.

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    [–] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

    Anime GF. Car maintenance is affordable compared to mental health (also, don't really "need" a car tbh)

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I mean, if she can help my mental health seems more important. Plus, I can goth for both of us. :3

    Still wishing for me to be fit enough for my clothes that I ordered that doesn't fit me yet then I'll be a cutie :3 (couldn't send back second hand clothing).

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    How about the exact opposite? Ruin my already weak mental health, damage my car.

    But can cook I guess that's the third option.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Definitely Goth Gf. Mental health is overvalued.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    What kind of debuff are we talking about if I assign goth girlfriend to drywall instead?

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    would "fix your mental health" include providing hrt?

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    Can I get a goth gf that fixes my mental health? I know I'm asking for an exception here, but it's been a really shit year and I could use a win.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    I don't even have a car but I'm going for the goth

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Well I got a car and I already wear a lot of black, so this one's easy. Also I like my women to look my age

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Any relationship where one partner is fixing the mental health of the other seems dubious, even with magical thinking.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)
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    I am one so I pick the other

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    That's a tough one because I don't have a car but neither do I have mental health, so...

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    If your mental health is in a good state then the rest of the stuff like car problems are way easier to deal with.

    Just one question...is the anime girl like a real life version of an anime girl, or just, ya know, a 2d hand-drawn girl?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    I don't understand anime, I don't think I would understand an anime girlfriend

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

    How do I tell my fiancé she's being replaced by an anime girl?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    If I was forced to pick one, it would be the first one.

    But I make great company for myself, thank you very much.

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