Im still waiting for the foretold Oscar Mayer-Intel

Haha, as I wake up and wipe the sleep crust from my eyes, I thought I was still dreaming (as in asleep). But your comment makes sense! Time to be skeptical all day!

The ttl expired in transit to Australia.

April Fools was a week ago; why the hell is this post still on the front page?

We already knew stock price wasn't tied to reality

We're fed so many lies all the time and when a big, obvious one like this shows up in the stream it's just another jolt of alarm that my system can't keep taking anymore. If we lived in happier and more peaceful times I might have enjoyed it even.

It's great being in a time zone where it's already April 2nd when the Americans start pulling this shit. You think you've made it through the nonsense and then BAM, here's another day of it except ramped up to 11.

April's fools Day is every day.

Well, it closes with:

At press time, the companies said the deal was expected to close shortly after the industry finished checking the calendar.

I agree, but it's still better than the "pranks" that hugely wink at you and think they're clever, but they're obviously some marketing team trying to come up with ideas that aren't offensive..... yeah, I said it, this dreck is better than that dreck. heh.

I'm annoyed because I only saw it on my feed today. Luckily I was about 2 sentences in before I checked the date.

RISC-V buys NVIDIA

If, it would be the other way around.

SEC? In this day and age? Yeah.. right..

They would if AMD actually announced something like this.

This is entirely a Techspot joke, there is no AMD press release: https://www.amd.com/en/newsroom/press-release-search.html