Oh no. Please. Not NVidia, or Meta, or Amazon, or Google, or Apple, or Palantir... Oh and don't forget... Uh, I mean not Mircosoft.
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“Residents within a one-kilometer radius of these terrorist companies across all countries in the region are also urged to evacuate and move to safe locations.”
Americans: "The fuck is a 'kilometer'?"
Also Americans: "The fuck is a 'radius'?"
There'll be like two actual Americans there, but the rest of the workforce won't explain it to them because they're sick of everything being compared to "back home" all the time.
Also Americans: "Move?! You fascist! I'm tired of being harrassed by the fitness movement! I have the Constitutionally-protected right to sit and remain passive, you woke Communist Socialist!"
Interesting that they put their data centers near civilians population. Wouldn't that make them human shields?
Offices in the middle east, in case you’re like me and thought they were talking about stateside offices.
I thought they were talking about cyber attacks, which honestly would put much more pressure on the US government I think.
he can start by targetting the datacenters.
That could be a huge double edged sword.
On the one hand less propaganda, on the other less documentation.
Going to be checking Google maps for the Gulf of America Iran in the morning.
Fine. But you better not target our health insurance companies ... I mean it. No drone attacks on them or any multibillion dollar corporations or the US public will shrug and keep going on.
Iran could win the hearts and minds of americans by feeding bezos shahed for breakfast.
You can tell America is in a pretty bad place when Americans aren't too broken up about this development. Or actively cheering it on.
Please do it
April 1 - “lol check out this silly thing that Google maps is doing!”
April 2 - ( ˶°ㅁ°)
Many U.S. tech companies have offices in Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, and Abu Dhabi, which could become targets of Iranian drone and missile attacks if the country follows through on its threat.
AWS has had major outages in UAE and Bahrain since 1 March. That's a good start!
How difficult would it be to smuggle and assemble a variant of the Shahed drone into North America? Dissembled and separated, it would look like lawn mower parts, sheet metal, and ewaste.
Actually this might be the best news I’ve ever heard come out of that country
Do it, I dare you. Seriously though, take them down because our government won’t.
Yet another really good reason to work from home.

If Oracle was on the list, they'd tell their employees to come into the office anyway.
Iran could really fracture the country if it chooses it's target strategically





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