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[–] 143 points 7 months ago* (10 children)

Oh no. Please. Not NVidia, or Meta, or Amazon, or Google, or Apple, or Palantir... Oh and don't forget... Uh, I mean not Mircosoft.

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  • [–] 35 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Microsoft is a huge liability. They've forced companies and home PC users to be needlessly dependent on their cloud services to be able to do just about anything. They own the hugely popular GitHub and NPM developer platforms, and indirectly control other developer platforms through GitHub integrations. They're one of the major cloud service providers. They have a system that forces home and small business PCs all over the world to execute arbitrary code. They've been replacing their developers with incompetent AI systems. A major Apple or Google attack has the potential to break nearly all mobile devices, but a major Microsoft attack could cripple businesses everywhere.

    Facebook and Palantir on the other hand could just disappear off the internet and we'd be better off.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (2 children)

    Any open source project that still use github should be boycotted in my book. That simply doesn't respect the licence.

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  • [–] 44 points 7 months ago

    Its fair game I guess.

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  • [–] 132 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    “Residents within a one-kilometer radius of these terrorist companies across all countries in the region are also urged to evacuate and move to safe locations.”

    Americans: "The fuck is a 'kilometer'?"

    Also Americans: "The fuck is a 'radius'?"

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  • [–] 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Offices in the middle east, in case you’re like me and thought they were talking about stateside offices.

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  • [–] 31 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    he can start by targetting the datacenters.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    That could be a huge double edged sword.

    On the one hand less propaganda, on the other less documentation.

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    Going to be checking Google maps for the Gulf of America Iran in the morning.

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  • [–] 22 points 7 months ago

    Fine. But you better not target our health insurance companies ... I mean it. No drone attacks on them or any multibillion dollar corporations or the US public will shrug and keep going on.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago

    Iran could win the hearts and minds of americans by feeding bezos shahed for breakfast.

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  • [–] 29 points 7 months ago

    Finally a news story with multiple reasons for a cheer and support.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago

    So people will think the news about it are april 1 jokes. Pure genius

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago

    Don't threaten me with a good time

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago

    You can tell America is in a pretty bad place when Americans aren't too broken up about this development. Or actively cheering it on.

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (4 children)
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    April 1 - “lol check out this silly thing that Google maps is doing!”

    April 2 - ( ˶°ㅁ°)

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    Aught to make for a fun April fools day.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Many U.S. tech companies have offices in Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, and Abu Dhabi, which could become targets of Iranian drone and missile attacks if the country follows through on its threat.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    Microsoft has offices in Qatar, Dubai, SA, Bahrain, Oman, Kuwait, and more I'm sure. Oracle also has offices across the region.

    These come to mind, but there are many other companies I'm sure.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    AWS has had major outages in UAE and Bahrain since 1 March. That's a good start!

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago*

    How difficult would it be to smuggle and assemble a variant of the Shahed drone into North America? Dissembled and separated, it would look like lawn mower parts, sheet metal, and ewaste.

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    Actually this might be the best news I’ve ever heard come out of that country

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    April Fools!

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Do it, I dare you. Seriously though, take them down because our government won’t.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    Yet another really good reason to work from home.

    old timey propaganda poster similar to the "when you ride alone you ride with hitler" poster except it says "when you work in the office you work for Iran. Work from home today!"

    If Oracle was on the list, they'd tell their employees to come into the office anyway.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Iran could really fracture the country if it chooses it's target strategically

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    they seem to be doing a good job in the middle east, targeting other ME countries had made them question thier reliability form the USA, they saw no protection/or retribution against IRan once thier missles start targeting oil infrastructure.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Well they fucked up the helium so....

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  • [+] -4 points 7 months ago (1 child)
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