Explanation:
The USA lost the Vietnam War
Captain America every time the USA starts a new fucking war under barking-mad bigots:
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Horror movie I want to watch, retired Americans go to a Vietnam vacation resort, One dies, accident? they keep enjoying their vacation, they slowly learn that they are not only all vets, but served in Nam, including the massacring of a village. they keep dying, no longer accidents. The resort does nothing to help. police ignore them. Twist at the end is that the whole resort was built where the village stood and all staff (and police) are descendants of survivors.
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Captain drugs
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Just another 58,000 soldiers in the meat grinder for another two decades and they would have won!
Captain Afghanistan.
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Captain Dementia, currently
Who is captain America? Because the guy in the picture is captain Porto Puerto Rico 🇵🇷
Also, other options to the question: Captain Iran, Captain Afghanistan, Captain China, Captain Putin, captain Kim Yong Un
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Going by kill count, i'mma say captain preventable heart disease.
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Isn't that a picture of Captain Puerto Rico?
Fun fact, in one of the what if comic runs Cap goes AWOL and nominally sides with the North Vietnamese. It's balanced out by the fact that in the absolutely worst universe Cap is a cannibal and taught nick fury, the one with the X-men concentration camp not Marvel zombie.
Captain Taliban too
Captain Canada - Origins
Last time we fucked with Canada, they burned down the White House.
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He’s hidden in the trees, Steve. You’ll never see him coming.
Technically, Captain Britain is 1-1 if you count the War of 1812 as a British victory.
Captain Vietnam aka Anh Hung
For real though, the actual Captain America superhero is pretty vulnerable. He took Super Soldier Serum so he's stronger than regular people. But, he couldn't beat the Hulk, Doctor Doom, Magneto, Ultron, Thanos, etc. in a one-on-one fight.
Captain Great Depression
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Even when the war happened before I was born it doesn't feel like "history" to me. Maybe because of all the movies that revolve around it.
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Never watched a cap movie but would watch that movie.
IT WAS A TIE!
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Unfortunately although not in Vietnam in the majority of his comics they did the cowardly thing and avoided the subject altogether.
What about Captain Capitalism?
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