xkcd #3225: Satellite Pollution

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We're working to make sure the images are as up-to-date and accurate as possible, with a minimum number of sponsored galaxies.

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We're working to make sure the images are as up-to-date and accurate as possible, with a minimum number of sponsored galaxies.

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[–] 49 points 7 months ago
[–] 46 points 7 months ago* (11 children)

Who would've thought that astronomy as a science only had like 500 years window to the clear sky... That any advanced enough civilization would as quickly and enthusiastically blot out their own skies for short term gains...

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Not any advanced enough civilization.

    Though a civilization based on capitalism where the greediest fucks get to hoard wealth and resources and get away with doing what ever they want? Yes.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Wouldn’t it be wild to find out that the galaxy is teeming with advanced intelligent life but they want nothing to do with us because literally all of them are peaceful?

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    it's bigger than that.

    humans looked to the skies and saw gods, and now? most people haven't seen the stars anymore. we, humans have killed those gods and removed the stars from the skies.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    ground based astronomy

    Advancing astronomy would require more orbital telescopes anyway, which solve a bunch of problems, like atmospheric distortion.

    The actual problem is, that we currently fund short term gains (sattelites for communication and navigation) more than we fund long-term societal gains (sattelites for orbital research).

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Transcript:

    Transcript will show once it’s been added to explainxkcd.com

    I'm pretty sure this has never happened.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    No, I never got to a happy place with this feature. I was trying to parse the wikitext (the markup language used for MediaWiki) but it's a hairy beast so I thought about parsing the output html instead. Then the site started being really unreliable and I put the transcriptions on the back burner.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    "But company stock will go BRRRRRRRRRR!"

    "Make it so."

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago
    [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Sure but let’s be honest, it would be ads.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    feels like this could be a plot point in the Three Body Problem

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    They should make another comic about how the hell would you even be able to see it and how odd it would look from earth and would you use lights so you could see it? Idk would be a lot of lights and the space next to it would appear dark because light pollution, ect... Then again, it does say inaccurate.

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