Maga is so incredibly good at picking the biggest possible losers to rally behind
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Ah yes, because professional process servers are "deranged leftists" now.

It’s such an open look into their way of thinking (and how they want us to think of it too); anyone holding someone on the right accountable to actual law is doing so to weaponize the law against them, due to political ideology and not you know, holding up the law.
Remember, fascists see ethics as such: law protects but does not bind them, and binds but does not protect anyone outside their preferred in-group.
"What they're doing is illegal!"
"Sir, you're being served with papers for a crime you've committed"
"I don't have time for this, I'm on TV!"
After much back-and-forth, Lindell finally grabbed the papers and tossed them on the floor.
Fool. He accepted the papers. No one cares that he then littered. She won.
After much back-and-forth, Lindell finally grabbed the papers and tossed them on the floor.
Thats awesome! There's now video proof he was served and he can't deny he never wasn't.
Process servers take note of this. If you want your target to accept the papers, simply have a second person attempting an interview.
...only to pick the documents off the floor when the cameras were off.
YO MIKE
Is your boy Trump helping you out with your legal fees?
I thought you were going to get a spot in his administration for all the help you gave him.
I'm sure he'll get around to it.
Anyway, have the life you earned, cumstain.
He reminds me of Charlie's creepy lawyer uncle on Sunny! Little thiccer in the midsection but there you have it


Grapevine, Texas, at the Gaylord resort.
Yes that a real place, its near the mall. My question if this dumbfuck is running for governor of Minnesota why the fuck he doing in Texas? Also how thought all the lawsuits would have bury this motherfucker?
They keep propping him back up when he collapses? It's really weird, he must have some dirt on chief Cheeto. If he becomes governor of Minnesota, you'll know the whole game is rigged because there is not a reality on earth where they would vote that dumbass in.
The description originally stated Gaylord, Texas, which is not a real city name. I should know, I lived there before, during and after the Gaylord Texan opened.
Poor Mike went from snorting cocaine to now snorting Ajax cleaner cut with Ajax cleaner.
the Conservative Political Action Conference in Gaylord, Texas
Weird venue choice for the homophobic fascist (but I repeat myself) party 🤔
Pillow CEO in legal trouble in conservative conference in Gaylord, Texas.. Man this timeline just getting lazy
When I look up ass-clown in the dictionary...
Oof, this guy can't catch a break. It really sucks to be so stubbornly attached to your own insanity that you keep getting yourself sued. Good luck there buddy lol
You just know there are people he burned in business back on the 80s that are just enjoying the absolute shit out of this guys non-stop never-ending downward spiral.
Guy hasnt had a good day since January 6th 2021. Even in this administration.
This happened where?????
I'm not familiar with this "serving papers" thing. Can someone ELI5 (and not American)?
What's the legal aspect of having to physically give someone some documents?
It's basically "Hi, here's some documentation informing you of legal proceedings against you. You now have no excuse to say you didn't know about it and are legally required to participate in the proceedings."
The person that serves the papers stands as the witness to the specific individual receiving said papers. Rather than mailing them and the papers just being ignored and people playing dumb about it to try to get out of whatever is going on for as long as possible.
If I'm missing something someone is more than welcome to come add onto or correct me if I'm wrong.
This about sums it up. But I will add that there's also a subtype of bounty hunters who's whole job is to track folks down to serve papers. Not really much to add past that just a fun fact.
I ran into one of these a few weeks ago trying to serve papers to my neighbor. They rang my bell to ask about him. Crazy.
I'm no snitch, but I did confirm some guy lives there, but I don't know anything about him 🤷♂️
Which also happens to be mostly the truth. Couldn't even tell you the guys name.
I see them knocking on his door every few days or so, still haven't got him.
But I AM a snitch when it counts, I definitely called the police on his girlfriend for drunk driving before.
She came home, struggled to get up the stairs, struggled to unlock her door, and then complained loudly to her cats, yelling, describing how drunk she was to them. Then 10 minutes later I heard her door again, by the time I got to my window she was driving away. I dialed 911 immediately. Unfortunately nothing came of it 🤷♂️
A yes a prime example of the failures of the legal situation, seriously would it kill them to send a patrol car to the area in case something happened at a minimum. Also yeah these bounty guys are probably on the good side of the bounty hunting profession mostly cause they usually are just there to keep the court system moving, unlike their cowboy wannabe kin who just seem to cause problems.
Not necessarily against you specifically being prosecuted. They can also serve a subpoena to you if you are required as a witness on a case.
That's what happened to me.
The weird part was that when I was handed the papers I thought it was about a completely different case that was going to require me as a witness. This is weird because the only two times in my entire life I was (or thought I would be) subpoenaed happened at exactly the same time on two completely unrelated cases.
It's so the court can prove the person was made aware of the case being brought against them.
So they can't say "I didn't even know this was happening because no one made me aware".
Mike is very much the type of asshole who would say that if there wasn't proof someone physically made him aware. Hell, he's the type of asshole who would say it anyway.
Otherwise people claim they never got the notice. Has to be delivered in person with a witness.
This video clip is a perfect analogy for how the rich can treat our legal system. For everyone else, there's Ice killing Alex Pretti.
Dear Leader drained his finances, now Pillow Boy is just a convenient distraction.


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