
Credit: Definitely not the YMCA

Credit: Definitely not the YMCA
You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that's the game.
Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ???? -> profit?
It's also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn't matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
It probably doesn't matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
There's a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔
actually god is fine with it as long as you don't pull out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan
Edit: changed the link to be more obvious, don't want people to think i'm linking to filth
Battle royale orgy where whoever cums pisses god off so much they get immediately smitten off the face of the earth
Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I'm too tired to make use of it
I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄
Oohhh, that makes a lot of sense. It's like a don't horny open inside chain of events. Poor lil fellers.
The worst part, imo, is that the NSFW memes community on that instance was starting to gain a little traction after I put in some real effect to post there consistently. Then poof it was gone.
Then the Discord that I also did a similar thing for that gave me another source of not just porn memes but adult/dark memes in general just closed all of its NSFW channels because they want to grow their server without incurring restrictions due to 18+ content.
At this rate I’ll only have memes about Linux CLI, fortenight, Roblox and whatever else is deemed safe for 10 year olds.
Talk to your kids about Linux! Before somebody else does!
Please talk to them! You don't want them to become Distro hoppers! Unprotected distro hopping could lead to----Arch.......
What happened to It?
The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.
The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it's functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.

I'm always horny.
Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess
I didn't come here for the sexy time, I'm asexual.
BUT I just want to point out that the word "pan" short for "pansexual" is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.

I love this lore as a pansexual and will be saving your comment.
Also now I will be on the hunt for a patch for my jacket of a painting of Pan for this reason.
Oh thats sick, thanks!
You should really try it! Constant frustration, gross smelly people, finding that one person that will force you, treat you like meat, or has no clue what an aftercare is. Did I mention the STI's? It's great!
What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y'all just aren’t keeping up!
Violet causing a revolution on her own 😭
Application:
I'm nearly at the fitness level I've always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I'm looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.
Also I'm very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU
Excellent application letter for a paramedic job tbh.
How does something without a pulse consent? At that point does it even matter that it doesn’t have a pulse?
@violet08@lemmy.world you seem to have done something to Lemmy
I'm not complaining tho, it's an improvement, there's not enough hornyposting in most places
In the words of RHCP:
What I got you gotta get it put it in you!
The network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Would you mind changing it to "what I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you?"
lmao is that a real radio edit that exists? 🤣
Do you mean this RHCP?...
Kiedis acknowledges in his autobiography Scar Tissue that he
had sexual relations withraped a 14-year-old girl when he was 23, before and after learning of her age, in the 1980s. This inspired him to write the song "Catholic School Girls Rule".[121]
Kiedis had a relationship with actress Ione Skye in the late 1980s starting when he was 24 and she was 16.
Vio- oh. Wait, when did you spawn?
Is everybody on Lemmy horny all the time?
There's about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there's a non-zero chance they're all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.
Half the posts in Lemmy Shitposts seem like they're from horny teens. I've blocked a number of accounts.
Hey I'm in my 30s and am definitely that horny, you just have to find a different antidepressant.
I haven't been horny since my early 20s
When I was in high school I had lots of really good sex with this one girl, sometimes on drugs. And then nothing since then, cause I'm pretty sure I'm good for life.
I don't think that's a new thing
Thank god, sexless puritanism has become a real epidemic, anything we can do to push back against it is a win.
ooh ooh im part of the problem ‼️‼️🤩🙇♀️😘 :))
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