Im pan so anyone can apply

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[–] 149 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (7 children)

Credit: Definitely not the YMCA

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  • [–] 112 points 7 months ago (10 children)

    You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
    Infinite edging, that's the game.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    It's also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn't matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.

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  • [–] 86 points 7 months ago (11 children)

    I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    The worst part, imo, is that the NSFW memes community on that instance was starting to gain a little traction after I put in some real effect to post there consistently. Then poof it was gone.

    Then the Discord that I also did a similar thing for that gave me another source of not just porn memes but adult/dark memes in general just closed all of its NSFW channels because they want to grow their server without incurring restrictions due to 18+ content.

    At this rate I’ll only have memes about Linux CLI, fortenight, Roblox and whatever else is deemed safe for 10 year olds.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Talk to your kids about Linux! Before somebody else does!

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Please talk to them! You don't want them to become Distro hoppers! Unprotected distro hopping could lead to----Arch.......

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    The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.

    The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it's functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.

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  • [–] 39 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess

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  • [–] 38 points 7 months ago (11 children)

    I didn't come here for the sexy time, I'm asexual.

    BUT I just want to point out that the word "pan" short for "pansexual" is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    I love this lore as a pansexual and will be saving your comment.

    Also now I will be on the hunt for a patch for my jacket of a painting of Pan for this reason.

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  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    You should really try it! Constant frustration, gross smelly people, finding that one person that will force you, treat you like meat, or has no clue what an aftercare is. Did I mention the STI's? It's great!

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  • [–] 34 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y'all just aren’t keeping up!

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  • [–] 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Violet causing a revolution on her own 😭

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Application:

    I'm nearly at the fitness level I've always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I'm looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.

    Also I'm very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago

    Lemmy is ovulating

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago

    I can be really horny without help but you're welcome to participate

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago*

    @violet08@lemmy.world you seem to have done something to Lemmy

    I'm not complaining tho, it's an improvement, there's not enough hornyposting in most places

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago* (4 children)

    In the words of RHCP:

    What I got you gotta get it put it in you!

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    The network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Would you mind changing it to "what I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you?"

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago*

    Do you mean this RHCP?...

    Kiedis acknowledges in his autobiography Scar Tissue that he had sexual relations with raped a 14-year-old girl when he was 23, before and after learning of her age, in the 1980s. This inspired him to write the song "Catholic School Girls Rule".[121]


    Kiedis had a relationship with actress Ione Skye in the late 1980s starting when he was 24 and she was 16.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Kiedis#Personal_life

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago

    horny is why we exist, in general

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Vio- oh. Wait, when did you spawn?

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago

    I don't need to have sex to be really horny.

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (19 children)

    Is everybody on Lemmy horny all the time?

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Half the posts in Lemmy Shitposts seem like they're from horny teens. I've blocked a number of accounts.

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Hey I'm in my 30s and am definitely that horny, you just have to find a different antidepressant.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I haven't been horny since my early 20s

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I don't think that's a new thing

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    Thank god, sexless puritanism has become a real epidemic, anything we can do to push back against it is a win.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    ooh ooh im part of the problem ‼️‼️🤩🙇‍♀️😘 :))

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    Ah Spring is in the air..and the drains apparently.

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