Borough Market, right? Great spot.

Staple grain + A lot of things mixed together is my favorite food gender.

Well, that looks amazing.

Also, as a Fawlty Towers fan, I'm just grateful there's not a huge fight going on upon the making of such. XD

Not a paella, but it does look good.

Get those peas the fuck out of there!

I like my paella without everyone's hair in it.

Looks delicious, but there's no way I'd order from them. So I get my food, and then get to prepare it while it's too hot to touch? So I need to wait for it to cool down to extract the mussel, and shell the shrimp. And then I get to eat lukewarm paella. It bothers me to have to shell food that's been cooked, but know not everyone is neurotic as me.

Wow, the British do really love their peas! Paella has no peas, but even if you wanted to add some, that is an insane amount.

But hey, all dishes get adapted to the target culture, and if that’s how they want to enjoy paella, more power to them. Let them have nice things.

I’m getting in line!

Can you put it in a burrito?

Wait, are those shrimp really that huge?

I had paella on the south coast of Spain. It was... Food. It was aight. I can make better food myself. And I'm not exactly a good chef.