I hate it to break it to you, but buddy, you are the neighbours that are crazy unstable. Your people shoot each other in the face constantly.

And Trump absolutely does have access to missiles he very well might be pointing at your ass at some point.

OK... 2 seconds on Google:

• United States: 9.8 million square kilometers.
• Europe: 10.2 million square kilometers.

Do you also need me to search for kilometer?

I don't think most of Europeans are particularly afraid of being in missile range of anyone but the US, right now.

And the only country that doesn't really fit in with the EU in terms of overall values at all is Turkey, so not a lot of crazy neighbours around overall.

And, to be honest, if the US had a modern public transport system you could probably visit anywhere worth going in a couple of weeks too.

Europe is SO small

Depends on what you count as Europe. If you include Turkey, Caucasus and/or the western part of Russia, it is fucking huge (~7500 km drive from Vorkuta to Cabo da Roca). Even if you only count EU countries, it's still not that small (~5000 km drive north-to-south). And it's also way denser than the US so there's more to see overall, you can't even explore any single country comprehensively in two weeks time (apart from microstates, of course)

I can't spend more that $300 a year on medical bills. Not because that's what I can afford, but because the rest is 100% covered by the government.

I mean, you haven't NOT been in missile range since the 60s, that's when the Soviets really got their ICBMs online. Don't need to put missiles in Cuba if they got the range to launch the from home.

We just stopped CAREING about being in range once it got to the point that we couldn't actually do anything about it

"All over europe" => they flew from barcelona to paris and then went to amsterdam

Eh 40% of US is parking space tbf.

in the US

don’t have to deal with (..) neighbors that are crazy unstable

On a scale from Bud Light Lime to Everclear, how drunk are you on American garbage alcohol right now? 🙄

I’m not in missile range of anything since the 60’s

Fun fact: in 2026 you're thousands of times more likely to be killed by a bullet from a handgun in the US than by a missile in any other European country than Ukraine.

Just saying that you're full of shit. Because you obviously are.

It's not small, it's comfy sized.

I'm sure universal health care is great where you live.