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Nope! Just Chuck Testa
Chuck Norris is an asshole
That nazi can rest in piss
Norris and his wife, Gena, appeared in a 2012 political ad warning that if President Barack Obama was reelected, it would lead the country down a path of "1,000 years of darkness".
Endorsement of Roy Moore: In 2017, Norris endorsed Roy Moore in the Alabama Senate race, standing by him despite serious allegations of sexual misconduct against Moore.
Support for Ted Cruz and Conspiracy Fears: In 2015, Norris expressed fear that the federal government was planning a takeover of Texas, calling on officials to investigate the "Jade Helm 15" military exercise.
Opposition to Evolution: Norris has openly spoken against the teaching of evolution, arguing for the teaching of creationism in schools.
Political Shift: Norris stated in 2014 that he was once a Democrat but switched to the Republican Party because he believed the Democratic Party had moved too far to the left.
Norris has continued to voice his political opinions through a regular column for WorldNetDaily, a right-wing media website.
God damnit.
1000 years of darkness? Fuck.
So we only have another 994 years to go?
I decided 2020 would be a good start date, but if we wanted to go back to 2016 I wouldn't argue
y'all qaeda
A true shitpost?
Chuck Norris' brand of toilet paper failed.
It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
I plan to celebrate when Trump dies. This man was no better. Good riddance.
@shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works @lemmyshitpost@lemmy.worldQuotting my own microblogging post from minutes ago when I learned about the death:Year's 2026. Chuck Norris, yes, , just died. Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, died, could you imagine it? Yeah, welcome to 2026. It's still March... Miss 2020 already? You should!Person was a fash, but to me art isn't the artist, so when it comes to the fictional , "invincible" character, it's quite a symbolical death... Are y'all ready for the remaining of 2026? It sure gonna be (not just "mad")!
One of the seals holding the old reality together while the new one develops, Harambe, Bowie, Prince, Robin Williams, Chuck Norris, and Betty White have all departed the coil. Once Harvey Keitel decides his time is up the world will complete its metamorphosis into a a brave new utopia
You forgot one

Harambe, Bowie, Prince, Robin Williams, Chuck Norris, and Betty White
Whoa, one of them is not like the others.
Are you talking about the gorilla, the asshole fuck ass conservative, or Betty White?
Norris sucked as person a lot as he was an asshole Texas macho conservative, and at the same time Bowie and Prince are almost guaranteed to have done sex crimes in some capacity.
His shittiness doesn’t change the fact that he was part of the prophecy!
Oh noo, it was bad enough the first time around.
The silly jokes spread to boomers & just wouldn't die, unlike Norris.
Chuck Norris bout to roundhouse kick god for fucking it all up.




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