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[–] 60 points 7 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago

    “We need at least twice that many.”


    They go out to confront the enemy

    Enemy: “Six samurai? We can take them.”

    a seventh samurai appears

    Enemy: “Shit, we didn’t prepare for this.”

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  • [–] 43 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    the books are called Three Musketeers... it is about four musketeers :(

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Did you know there's a movie called The Fifth Musketeer? It stars the four classic musketeers, plus a guy who is at no point a musketeer.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Never heard of it,

    Schools should invest more in maths, those people can barely count

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    The French have four-times-twenty-ten-nine problems, but counting ain't one. That's why their most read maths book is "The count of Monte Cristo".

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    I've read the book when I was a kid, but if I remember correctly d'Artagnan was not a musketeer, he was having adventures with three guys who were musketeers and the book is from his perspective, so the title makes sense.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Turns out they needed six. One of them wasn't actually a samurai.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago*

    Also the OG film that started the cliche of training the townspeople with pointy sticks and adding pointy stick to the towns perimeter in a remarkably short timespan.

    So they need 7 samurai and a bunch or pointy things.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

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    Preparing for the final battle, the least talented samurai comes up with a great trick. He makes a big pile of dirt in the middle of the town and puts all the captured swords in it. That way, if he loses his sword in the fight he's got a spare close by.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    Looks around, what are we? some kind of seven samurai?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Reminds me of when i'm reading war and peace wondering how it's going to end

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