Either the world is ending or Chuck Norris tried to self harm. There's no other explanation.
+++BREAKING NEWS+++ he dead now
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Chuck Norris is a POS. Hes a massive outspoken bigot. The chuck norris jokes are lame now because he has become the joke. What a fucking loser.
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Earlier Chuck I would be more concerned. Like Meatloaf it will be more of a relief that he can't fuck up any longer.
Next that piece of shit Clapton though. Music thief, xenophobic racist, there's nothing to like there, just die Eric.
Edit: Chuck's dead, March 20
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He looked great for 86
Looks like the medical emergency had a Chuck Norris in the end.
You mean the hospital has been rushed to Chuck Norris
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Yeah right, the only way he's going down is if Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't suffer medical emergencies: medical emergencies suffer Chuck Norris.
Is the hospital okay?
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Imagine if Chuck goes before his god, Dotard.
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Gods, I can't wait for Chuck Norris to die just so the stupid 'jokes' will too. They were never funny, and Norris is a piece of shit
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Damn is he Donald Trumps arch enemy? The size of the hands...
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This aged well
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It's said that the lizards can't survive in the new world atmosphere
There's flirting with death and then there's just teasing it.
Has anyone asked AI if this is real?
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.
He waits.
The injury decided to stop existing when it realized who it was attacking.
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