Either the world is ending or Chuck Norris tried to self harm. There's no other explanation.

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[–] 38 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (11 children)

Earlier Chuck I would be more concerned. Like Meatloaf it will be more of a relief that he can't fuck up any longer.

Next that piece of shit Clapton though. Music thief, xenophobic racist, there's nothing to like there, just die Eric.

Edit: Chuck's dead, March 20

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Wait drop the tea about Clapton killing a child

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    His son, fell out the window, like 56 floors.

    I'm going to take that part back though, I had been told he was high and neglect caused it which doesn't seem to be true. His son ran toward a floor to ceiling window that didn't have a window in it.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I was under the same initial impression as you, but this version doesn't sound that much less negligent. How are you gonna have your baby in a house with an unobstructed opening to the street 500+ feet below?

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Let's not forget Van Morrison in this discussion!

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Wow, he went from goofy to full on nuts. But for every Van Morrison there's also a Neil Young, or that's what I choose to believe anyway.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Just learned about his shittiness earlier today. Sucks as a huge sandman fan. I've learned to not look into ANY artist if I want to continue enjoying their works.

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