Either the world is ending or Chuck Norris tried to self harm. There's no other explanation.

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[–] 30 points 7 months ago (9 children)

Yeah right, the only way he's going down is if Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Man, that would be the bloodiest battle the world ever seen

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    That fight would rage on for a century and claim many lives

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    But eventually the champion would stand, the rest would see their better: Mister Rogers

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