Either the world is ending or Chuck Norris tried to self harm. There's no other explanation.

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[–] 13 points 7 months ago* (18 children)

Gods, I can't wait for Chuck Norris to die just so the stupid 'jokes' will too. They were never funny, and Norris is a piece of shit

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Quick quick mention Donald Trump

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    Chuck Norris won’t have died, he’ll have found another realm to dominate

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Has jokes about being unkillable

    Dies

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  • [–] -1 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Chick Norris didn’t die, he was too much for this world

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (3 children)

    Yeah, that's what all dead people say

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