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[–] 105 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The Only Thing Prohibiting Transit in the Straits Right now is the War Trump Started.

FIFY

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  • [–] 101 points 7 months ago

    "The only thing prohibiting access to the backyard is the hornets nest we kicked"

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  • [–] 49 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    If only there was some way of predicting this would happen, we wouldn't have done this! ;p

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  • [–] 36 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    The only thing preventing me from marrying that girl is that she shoots at me whenever I approach.

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  • [–] 71 points 7 months ago
    [–] 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Didn't anyone in Trump's cabinet think that perhaps Iran would have used the Strait of Hormuz as a strategic tool? Or care to listen to the guy who did?

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    [–] 18 points 7 months ago

    Well, he's a quicker learner than I thought he'd be.

    It doesn't quite get to the root cause, though, does it?

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago

    The only thing preventing Hegseth from being a genius is the fact he is an idiot.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    Macron also said they won't send war ships because they might get shot at.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago
    [–] 9 points 7 months ago* (4 children)

    We attacked Florida and demanded that they don't cut off traffic to Alabama through the Gulf of Mexico. Except it isn't nearly that wide, it's 35x smaller

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I mean. We should probably build a wall around Florida.

    Republican goobers like catchy names. We could call it “America’s Cock Ring.”

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago
    [–] 5 points 7 months ago*

    Saving this thread so I can show it when any conservatives try to defend this administration.

    "The only thing preventing me from being competent is the fact that I am a moron"

    Edit: The

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    No shit, Sherlock!

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