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Defense Secy. Hegseth: "The Only Thing Prohibiting Transit in the Straits Right Now is Iran Shooting at Shipping" (www.c-span.org)
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[–] 9 points 7 months ago* (4 children)

We attacked Florida and demanded that they don't cut off traffic to Alabama through the Gulf of Mexico. Except it isn't nearly that wide, it's 35x smaller

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I mean. We should probably build a wall around Florida.

    Republican goobers like catchy names. We could call it “America’s Cock Ring.”

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