You could use a string tension calculator and figure out what gauges have the tension that you're used to. This one seems good: https://www.stringtensioncalculator.com/

Yo, Trump could still croak in the next two years.

Deuce, apparently.

How old are you and what country are you from?

So... the House.

Uhhhhh

You want more dead kids? You Americans are DISGUSTING!

/s

Unless you're an arms manufacturer! You gotta find the bright side.

I wanna know if your cats are gay or if they're brothers.

I initially read that as "decapitation"... and I might have liked it better that way.

So as an American, are there any hoops I have to jump through to buy one of these? Besides, you know, going to Canada...

Ok.

Schumer's pulsating, rock-hard package...