I think this can be explained by the mentality of completely naked means I'm not leaving the house, but naked with shoes means I intend to go somewhere.
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Reminds me of what an EMT once told me. She mentioned that every EMT inevitably learns two very important questions to ask whenever you encounter someone who is naked in public:
- Do you know you’re naked?
- Do you want to be naked?
Those two questions will shed a lot of light on the current situation, and will let you gauge how the next 15 minutes is going to go.
I remember getting an episode/panic attack/whatever that was. For solid 5-10 minutes, I felt like boiling from the inside and sweat started to drip from my forehead. I stripped naked and felt more comfortable that way till it passed. Thankfully I was alone, so no awkward experience.
I need to save this for the shitty religion I'm making pleased not to be the deleting until I can get my thoughts siren please
That makes perfect sense actually. It's an effective way of asking "are you aware of what's going on" and "are you intentionally acting in a way that's socially frowned upon and may be illegal".
Or get amputated.
The first times I went to the swimming pool in rehab, I remember feeling "more than 100%" naked in the changing room - if that makes any sense - because bits of me that used to be deep down inside of me were now only skin-deep. It's a very strange feeling to feel even more naked than naked. Hard to describe.
Do you still feel a phantom hand in your head?
Well, I still have both my hands, so no 🙂
My feet however... Well no, I don't have phantom limbs. Never had. Not everybody gets them. And I have very little phantom limb pain - which is a different thing. When I do get it, it's either in the form of mild electric shocks, which are easy to deal with and possibly even pleasant like a TENS session, or in the form of terrible itching I can't scratch that can last for up to 3 days.
yes. what's fun is when they cramp. and when the part of you that is cramping is not a part that is available to put up to a mirror to unclench. so you just get to sit there, since your MD believes you've healed. book says you should have years ago.
your MD believes you’ve healed. book says you should have years ago.
If your doc thinks that, change doc.
In my neck of the woods, doctors are so aware of phantom pains that I can literally walk into any doctor's office, even one I've never met before, and ask for a prescription of Gabapentin or opioid of any denomination at any strength no questions asked. If I was still addicted, I would have no supply problem.
I've done the nudist camp thing. This is 1000% true. This also works if you're "Donald Ducking it" and just wearing a shirt.
Feeling like Sonic
For the opposite effect, walk into a room with other naked people and an air temperature above 70°C. Suddenly it'll be totally fine.
Nobody's fine at 70°C...
Man invented shoes first, because he was walking through the hot sand and the sharp rocks and the pointy briars, so he invented shoes to protect his feet from the ground. Then he invented pants, because he felt silly standing around naked in his shoes.
I think that was a Gallagher bit?
It's like putting a little salt in your sweets, the contrast only makes the sweetness stand out more.
As someone who would routinely go around Seattle naked on my bike this is 100% true. Something about shoes and a helmet feels way more naked than actually naked
Even more true if you're one of many who remove shoes in the house. Shoes are an outside thing only and if they're the only thing you have on, something has gone tricky terribly awry.
I think it's because of the steps removed you are from becoming non-naked. With no shoes, you're simply an underwear away from being non-naked. But with shoes on, you must bend over, remove your shoes, remove your socks, and only then are you free to install underwear on your naked dingaling. Now imagine if your landlord unexpectedly knocks at the door, and you were naked with no shoes versus with shoes. In the first case, you'd be non-naked in a matter of seconds. Whereas, in the second case, you'd be non-naked in about 15 seconds. Not to mention, you'd be in a very compromising position during those 15 seconds, as you'd be bent over in a strange position fiddling with your shoes over your own naked body. Never discount your brain's ability to plan ahead. And don't think this all isn't taken into account when considering how naked you feel with or without shoes. This, I believe, is one of the primary reasons. Okay, thank you for coming to my TED talk, have a blessed day, and fare thee well!
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Blippo Black
First, it didn't say put on socks and shoes, it said put on shoes. Second, why would you take off your socks before you try to be less naked? Also, I get that you'll probably need to take off your shoes to put on pants but you can certainly get your underwear on over your shoes, right?
Women wearing thigh highs with a skirt is sexier than just skirt without socks.
I don't know what this has to do with the post, but I totally agree.
Empirical evidence that wearing shoes makes you more naked: The only thing hotter than a naked woman is a naked woman with heels.
I can't believe that humanity hasn't got an explanation for this yet
Nothing beats her wearing sweats pulled up then the top rolled down and one of my shirts.
Optimally hight heels (including the case all genders).
As a dude, I feel way more uncomfortable in just a t-shirt and nothing else than I feel fully naked.
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The difference between naked and nude is that nude just means you aren't wearing clothes, but naked implies that there's a plan involved.
I see this in some character costume designs that show some (not all) skin. Once in a while, they’re barefoot, and the effect is just a free spirit vibe. But, if they have very bare legs, a big thick pair of sneakers or boots draws attention to the legs, making them look more exposed.
Naked except for my socks and sandals.
this is a popular artist technique, and even works with simple things like glasses and jewelry!
With or without socks?
With socks. Otherwise, you're focused on the weird feeling of wearing shoes without socks.
Only without socks.
I have a sizable piece of property out in the middle of nowhere. Gotta say, going walkabout wearing only socks and shoes is the BEST!
I live in England and this level of certainty that you won't run into anyone is simply unfathomable to be
If you haven't done this before, there's no time like the present. Also, go outside in your front yard. That pretty much maximizes the effect.



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