Raccoons are cool. They seem to be in the early stages of self-domestication, which is probably how we got cats.
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Octopi. They're freakishy intelligent too.

Only if mine sounds like Nathan Fillion
Octopodes are too smart probably. That’d be more like slave ownership. Tongue in cheek btw.
As long as they aren't he blue ring ones.
Capybaras, hands down.
I would love having a squirrel as pet. Unfortunately most squirrel types don't do well in captivity because they are too anxious. I nursed a baby squirrel once as a volunteer and it would just sleep in my shirt pocket or bra and be the cutest little thing until it was old enough to start learning to be a wild squirrel.
I think I'm going to side with you on this one. They start out calm enough, simple feeding and housing requirements, they can't hurt you as much as some of these larger animals, and most don't seem to get too bad an attitude even as adults unless they're cornered. Honestly my biggest problem would be them going to the bathroom everywhere and in places not readily accessible to clean. Eww.
We tried to keep squirrels as pets for more than 2 years. Couldn't hold them ever. Eventually we just opened the door to the pen and it was a squirrel hotel for years. Watched lots of little babies come out of that thing.
I hope they were native squirrels! The netherlands almost had an escaped-pet-turned-invasive-species problem because some imported squirrels escaped.
They were native. It was still illegal. Originally what happened is a pair of squirrels lost their parents and literally wouldn't stop trying to crawl all over us whenever we went outside. So we planned on keeping them safe for a little bit. My mom got attached. Then they got out once and came back so we just left the door open. Eventually they got bored of that "hotel" and just stopped coming around altogether.
Yeah, red panda would make for an adorable pet!
- They're cute and fluffy
- All they want is to nom nom on their yummy leaves.
- Have you seen that thing they do where they put up their arms to make them look more menacing? That doesn't really work, and to me, it just looks like the cute little panda want uppsies.
I want a red panda
I've always wanted an ocelot.

Then you’ll be happy to know about Savannahs!. They’re house cats crossbread with servals, which are almost practically ocelots.
Bats. Imagine having a friendly familiar. They could also be used to carry messages.
Dude I wish. Sadly bats are carriers for all kinds of diseases
Imagine having a friendly familiar.
Sister, why do you think we have cats?
Foxes. Like a dog, but not.
Thanks to Russia, we're already partway there.
This is the pet for me! Black fox, arctic fox, fennec fox and wiley (red) fox, I want them all
Otters. They are just too damn cute.
For me, it's Racoons, Squirrels, or Crows.
I used to have a Robin friend, who would keep me company while I gardened, so he could grab a juicy worm from the ground I was turning. I'm currently friends with a pair of Sand Hill Cranes who spend every night in front of my house. I talk them nearly every night. They know me well, I stand right next to them, they aren't afraid of me at all.
While I envy your ability to get close to wildlife, loosing their fear of humans is really very dangerous for Sand Hill Cranes especially.
Sand Hills aren't very afraid of humans anyway. I've just gotten to know these two well, because they sleep in front of my house every night, for the last several years.
The only time we don't see them, is when they have an egg at wherever they have their day time spot. For the last few days, only George has been showing up, which means Martha is probably on the egg somewhere. Soon, he'll stay with her, and we won't see them for a couple of months, until their new babies are old enough to fly to our house, their normal nighttime spot.
The first time they returned with two babies, my mom opened the door, and there was George, most of the way up the driveway, which he had never done before, with Martha and their two babies at the end of the driveway. George wanted to introduce me to his new family!
So I said "George! Welcome back! Are these your new babies? They're beautiful!" And I walked up to the babies and stood right near them. They got nervous, but Martha and George were fine, so the babies settled down.
They don't always show back up with babies, which is sad. They laid one in front of our house one year, but it disappeared after a few weeks. We think a coyote took it. George was very sad, and when I approached him after it disappeared, he lifted his head and called loudly. He was sharing his grief with me.
I know who all the animals around my house are, every bird and mammal, and even a couple of gators, but we don't have relationships. George and I are true friends.
Sand Hills aren't very afraid of humans anyway.
Yes, that is the vulnerability that you are exploiting and making worse for an entire family of cranes.
I've seen this story before. It usually ends in tragedy for the cranes. You've likely already seen the results with the loss of their chick. You blame it on a wild animal without proof, but it's just as likely that the reduction of their fear response to humans (as a direct result of your "kindness") led to their death.
Like it or not, we have to share the world with them, so being kind to them isn't being abusive or exploitive. I don't feed them, chase them, bother them. But they are there in my environment, and I'm in theirs, and we are aware of each other, and get along. That's all.
Cats would be neat to get to that point.
I want a guard cassowary
Holy shit that would be terrifying. That's basically a fucking velociraptor but smaller.
Kinda funny actually, because cassowaries are about the same length as a velociraptor, but the average cassowary would be four times the weight. TIL
Interesting. I guess Jurassic Park lied to us in several ways then
I also just found out that ostrich kill more people annually, so maybe I should have asked for a guard ostrich instead?
I might suggest the higher death rate from ostriches comes from where they live. More humans near ostriches than humans near cassowaries.
Tapeworms. Lil' butt-buddies.
... Does this count as bestiality?
It's could help lose weight, I guess.
I still think a fox is manageable. Cat software running on dog hardware seems...interesting
BEARS! Gahhhh they look so cuddly and cuuute.
Having a domesticated bird would be really cool, I think. Like a roadrunner or puffin. A kiwi? Imagine having a hummingbird ride in your front shirt pocket?
Whatever the Chihuahua version of a giraffe is.
Maybe a large seal species. Something to ride in the water, but that could still come on land and fall asleep by the fire.
If you could miniaturize them I would totally take a house hippo
Wombats, they are super cute and apparently quite smart.
https://youtube.com/shorts/IdgFAIo6NMA
I would also love to see people riding a diprotodon, which is a distant relative
Honey badgers...
I want a pet opossum!
ferrets are already domesticated, but i think that having more of/some other domesticated weasel would be neat. imagine pet stoat, or mink, or perhaps wolverine
The Liger. It’s pretty much my favorite animal.
Bears!
If I had a pet grizzly bear, I'd ride that dude around town all the time.
I'd love a bear as a pet. Not to ride necessarily, but just for hugs.
I mean, they look very cuddly irl. I know they're dangerous and I would probably be mauled alive... but I'm just saying, there's a reason why one of the most popular and beloved toys of all time is a cuddly doll made in the likeness of a bear cub
I would like a dog-sized elephant, please and thank you.


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