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[–] 74 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Was believable until the dude said "stabbed me in the fanny." It does not mean what it means over here.

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    That’s pretty presumptive of you. Some blokes have a fanny.

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Would he be that concerned over a willy check if he did, though?

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  • [–] 69 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    You know it's not real because the web address is pornbruv.uk instead of pornbruv.co.uk

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Aschttuaaalllyyy.... .uk allows registrations directly on .uk without the stupid .co.uk, they started that in ~2014.

    However .co is more common, also if it was a goverment site it wouldn't use .co (company) anyway and instead .gov.uk.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Ackhually, it's "commercial", not "company" 🙃

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  • [–] 122 points 8 months ago (16 children)

    you can tell they're not actually British because in Britain people who have "willies" do not have "fannies"

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  • [–] 44 points 8 months ago (13 children)

    Penis preserving vaginoplasty is a thing. I don't think it's at all common but it is a thing

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago* (9 children)

    Considering that the peen is propped up by the part that continues inside the taint, either the dick anatomy and functionality isn't quite entirely preserved, or the vagina would have to be plasted above the dick. 🤔

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    I think it just uses the canal that's already there if you don't opt for zero-depth. Not sure how functional the vagina is though, but iirc the penis functionality is usually preserved.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago* (7 children)

    Considering the extent of corpus spongiosum, part of the root of the penis, I don't see how you could shove it aside and put a hole and the vulva in there. Except if it's some kinda microvagina.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Do the balls just gone on either side of that then? Or do they push it out of the way?

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Not sure what kind of anatomy you have where the balls are in the pathway of the dick.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Just normal anatomy. Just frequently put the balls into their storage space above.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Two words: inguinal canal.

    Though that would still be awkward, as it would mean the new vagina’s off to the side instead of in the middle.

    Not saying it’s for sure how it’s done (I have no idea on that), just that I think that’s the “canal” OP is referencing.

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  • [–] 60 points 8 months ago (1 child)

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  • [–] 34 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    fanny is pussy in the UK and Aus.

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago

    stabbed me and called me a fanny

    Would have been better

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)