Kolanaki comments on Anon beats his meat

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 74 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Was believable until the dude said "stabbed me in the fanny." It does not mean what it means over here.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 22 points 8 months ago (3 children)

That’s pretty presumptive of you. Some blokes have a fanny.

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[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Would he be that concerned over a willy check if he did, though?

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 14 points 8 months ago

Well, obviously.

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[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

If they are checking for willies and he doesn’t have one, he should really have his V80085 exception forms up to date.

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[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

Literally any word can be replaced with fanny and it will still make sense. Example: fanny fanny fanny in my fanny over the fanny .

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