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[–] 27 points 8 months ago (14 children)

Wait. You guys fold your sheets?

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago (10 children)

    Heck yeah. You have more room in your trunk/drawer/shelf when everything's folded up neat and tidy.

    I have used the quarter sheet fold method for my fitted sheets for decades. Mom taught me that particular witchcraft.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I think the joke is they have a single set.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    the quarter sheet fold method

    I'm sticking to my five venom technique

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Imma go with the four sprung duck technique

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    What the hell are you guys talking about?

    The half-pinned crossover slip method is clearly the simplest.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    Lol no.

    Who are we trying to impress with how un-creased are sheets briefly are before we sleep on them? Ourselves? We're much too smart to be impressed by something so irrelevant.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago

    This was way more entertaining than I expected a laundry folding guide to be.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago
    1. That's not a fitted sheet reaper. It's... Something else.
    2. This article follows the same method as the Martha Stewart video I learned to fold from many moons ago. Normally I despise video tutorials, but given the hard-to-describe dimensionality of a fitted sheet, I find the video much easier to follow. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-a2FR1iwqg
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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    The only way to fold a fitted sheet is to roll it into a ball and throw it onto the back corner of a shelf where no one can see it.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Help, I woke up to a crumpled mess and an exposed mattress

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    I hate fitted sheets. They're ugly, impractical and always wrinkled. They never feel properly cleaned and always look untidy, even straight from the wash. Generally a horrible invention. My preferred way to store them is in a dumpster burned to cinder.

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago

    this is just richpeople bs.

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago

    No, mom, I don't need to know this.

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    [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    This is hilarious, also pretty good info, thumbs up.

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