"Poke." says the knife.
"Pssshh!" answered the tire.

Cars aren't supposed to park here.

I'm so tired of this shit.

Call it in. I got a truck just like this towed within an hour and a half for illegally parking, partially blocking an alley street.

Expensive and very inconvenient for the owner, which is just what we want 😌

Report it on the Minneapolis 311 app, usually bike lane parkers are gone by the time someone finally shows up to investigate, but they use the reports to direct infrastructure improvements to try to keep this from happening again.

I had some asshole parked in the protected bike lane on my ride home elsewhere in Minneapolis tonight and I really should have reported them but I didn't.

Sure would be expensive for them to replace that set of tires because the sidewalls blew out for some reason

Don't tell us, tell the tow company. Make sure you collect the spotters fee if they offer one.

Have it towed then?

Always report to the authorities (police or whatever), even if they don't do anything. If the complains keep pilling up, it will fuck their stats and eventually someone will be forced to do something.

After reporting, do whatever you want ;-)

Tow truck companies love the commission.

I mean you could handle this like an adult and let the air out of all his tires.

Also, spark plugs are cheap, windows aren't.

Fucker is parked left of center too. Other than an obviously "not a parking space" you're supposed to park in the same direction as traffic faces. Always a pickup.

Is the truck parked behind that main battle tank?

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The group Tire Extinguishers suggest unscrewing the valve vap, a grain of rice, and screw the cap back on. The tire goes flat slowly.

I like the UK system where you can report them online with video evidence.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm6g2GP912ku4lPd-155-Vw

Call a tow

Unprotected bike lane.

Start our own tow company for these guys. I hear there’s money in it anyway.

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where I am at you can take a picture and send it to a city office that will have a parking ticket created and sent out.

Set it on fire.

Looks like the vehicle of a big, strong, alpha who carries his gun to the grocery store in case there's a trans person in aisle 4 who would viciously attack. /s

This guy knows exactly what he is doing and thought to himself...try me big boy bicycler..

Dodge ram owners are just rich Nissan Altima assholes.

you still got some ground snow there oh damn my fart

anyway the ram driver can eat the damned fart

Call the cops.

just remember, when popping tires they’re under a lot of pressure and can drive your popping implement back into your own hand… (especially very large tires).
you can cut the valve stem off and that’s an inexpensive repair….
if you puncture the sidewall of the tire, that can’t be repaired and you have to replace it.

Who's the owner?

Break the mirrors off.