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[–] 170 points 8 months ago (16 children)

I'm just going to believe this is a troll, because I'm tired of realizing some people are actually this dumb.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Like a madman who throws firebrands, arrows, and death, Is the man who deceives his neighbor, And says, “I was only joking!”

    Proverbs 26:18-19

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    There are six things the Lord hates, seven that are detestable to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies and a person who can't spell happy birtday.

    Proverbs 6:16-19

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    I'm just going to believe this comment is sarcasm, because I'm tired of releazing some people are this benevolent.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago* (5 children)

    I'm just going to beleive this comment is spelled pourly, because I'm also tired of releazing some people are this bad at spalling. ;-)

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    I could maybe give them benefit of doubt if they were sleep deprived or stoned and made the mistake for a second before fixing it, but to type out an entire bad review and take pictures of it all? That's a lot of chances for them to notice the mistake before posting lol

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  • [–] 52 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    My mom fucked up a cake she made for my niece about 10 years ago, and we've made sure to tell her "Happy Birtday" every year since

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Awww, that's a really nice cake, too. Excellent drawing and writing skills! Not so much on the spelling skills, though… :)

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    That drawing is pretty good though! Poor thing doesn't read well but she has an eye for proportion.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    She's a talented artist. For a time when she was younger she scored her dream job restoring vintage wooden carousel horses, and went on to do beautiful colored pencil drawings of them with fantasy backgrounds based on their backstories and ornamentation. She's fuckin awesome.

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  • [–] 39 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    From the picture, we can tell that even if they knew their letters, they still didn't know how to spell "birthday" in any case.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago

    Median voter levels of intelligence.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    Even if you wanted the "D" to be an "α", you could still put the sting on the "A" sideways to make it look runic-looking "ᗆ"

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    She wants the D.

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  • [+] -7 points 8 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] -5 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Move that to "American Idiots Problems"

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    It says "reviewed in the United Kingdom".

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  • [+] -9 points 8 months ago

    So old. Super stupid. Fuck off with the ancient memes.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    It took me way longer to see it than I’m proud of..

    Yet here I am putting myself on blast, hah.

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    [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    But on the bright side, it has an Xtra A

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