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Bitcoin hits 120k
Girl, you're transgender.
Don't get married.
How do you give Lemmy gold?

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No idea. Don't care. After I posted this I scolled down the thread and saw at least one other person had posted the exact same thing, though. :D
Don't preorder Cyberpunk.
I've never understood why anyone would pre-order anything digital. Were you afraid they would run out?
Mine Bitcoin. Hold.
Bitcoin. 120k. 2025.
Bitcoin. One hundred…
You just blew it.
sell at $100… got it! thanks future me! will do!
You buy 5 bitcoins for $450 each in 2016. It's what you can afford. You sell them for $10,000 each in 2018, timing it decently just before a bigger drop.
Congrats on your $48k.
Look at this youngin, turning 18 in 2016. Enjoy your knees and shoulders while you can.
2009-2010, you hear about this "Bitcoin" thing for the first time. You remember some old fart telling you about it years ago, but you had no idea what they were talking about and assumed they had mental problems. You decide to download it and start mining it, it doesn't hurt anything. It just uses your CPU to mine them. You let it run and quickly forget about it. Eventually, you get tired of it slowing your computer down. You have a few thousand coins by now, so you shut the miner down and put your wallet somewhere safe. Then you forget all about it, until about 2021...
That was me. Around 2009 I remember first hearing about it and trying to buy it and quickly realizing it wasnt that easy and seemed sketcky so i just said whatever... i wonder what I would have done if I did.
My 18 was also way before (2000) this so i hope i remember it for that long. And honestly life was good up until 2009 so i wouldnt really change any of that anyway. 2009 on could have used some improvements...
Transgender, AuDHD, (secret third thing. Or maybe just bitcoin)
..I'm sure my 18 year old ass would process this information in a calm and reasonable manner, lol
Buy some bitcoin
Read scholarship terms.
(Got fucked over majorly at DeVry because I trusted actual adults in authority positions for my guidance and wish I had the backbone back then to call them out on it.)
Tossup between "buy Bitcoin now" and "you are autistic"
The first one, because, obviously. The second one, because I didn't find out until I was in my 30s. My lemmy account is older than my diagnosis.
Me from future
Cherish them more.
It's still fucked.
Your 18 year old self being really confused because you basically used 4 words so the message that arrives is just "It's still..". Just imagine what weird stuff your 18 year old self would do because it thinks it found the secret of your message.
Don't have children.
Are you a mother?
Yes, but not a good one. Having children made my mental health so much worse, we would all be better off if I had chosen differently.
Don't beat yourself up too much... just keep things in mind to make some small changes when possible. The kids are here already, there's no going back, but you can go forward, despite the hardships, in a way you can be proud of, right? (I know, I know, it's unsolicited advice, but it comes from a good place. ✌️)
Sell Bitcoin 2025
This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I'll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I'll still be much better off.
damn, and I thought I was original ...
I was even wondering if 2025 counts as one word for a while
I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string?
A1Z26 cipher 19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19
Better is "Bitcoin sell 100000"
So you know to sell when it hits 100000$ whenever this is.
Math people make me laugh.
100000 is 'one hundred thousand'. Your younger self would hear 'Bitcoin sell one' followed by confusing silence. Same goes for 'Bitcoin sell 2025', twenty twenty five, two thousand twenty five — both ways are too many words.
The fact you don't know how to use hyphens doesn't mean that you shouldn't. They've always been more useful and less bot reeking than em-dashes.
An em dash signifies a longer pause — I'll continue to use them however I see fit. It's telling, though, that you assume an em dash means I'm using an AI to write.
Edit: Math friends :)
When did I say you were using AI? By all means, stick to your shitty style choices, but there's no need to start lying about things.
Me at 18 in 1980's: "wtf is a bitcoin?"
Sell bitcoin 2025.25. If that works you'll have to break me off a piece.
I was just gonna tell me to kill myself but this one might be better.
Stop lifting weights. Your childhood injury will flare up and ruin your life for a couple years.
You ADHD transgender
"You adult defect-"
"Sorry buddy, acronym's count."
Maybe "you're" so it doesn't sound like name-calling?

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