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    [–] 35 points 8 months ago (1 child)
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    Buy Bit Coin

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago*

    You a lesbian

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago

    It gets worse

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    Just be punk.

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago

    You’re a bottom.

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago

    Two would be enough, "buy bitcoin".

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Bitcoin. One hundred…

    You just blew it.

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    You buy 5 bitcoins for $450 each in 2016. It's what you can afford. You sell them for $10,000 each in 2018, timing it decently just before a bigger drop.

    Congrats on your $48k.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Look at this youngin, turning 18 in 2016. Enjoy your knees and shoulders while you can.

    2009-2010, you hear about this "Bitcoin" thing for the first time. You remember some old fart telling you about it years ago, but you had no idea what they were talking about and assumed they had mental problems. You decide to download it and start mining it, it doesn't hurt anything. It just uses your CPU to mine them. You let it run and quickly forget about it. Eventually, you get tired of it slowing your computer down. You have a few thousand coins by now, so you shut the miner down and put your wallet somewhere safe. Then you forget all about it, until about 2021...

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    That was me. Around 2009 I remember first hearing about it and trying to buy it and quickly realizing it wasnt that easy and seemed sketcky so i just said whatever... i wonder what I would have done if I did.

    My 18 was also way before (2000) this so i hope i remember it for that long. And honestly life was good up until 2009 so i wouldnt really change any of that anyway. 2009 on could have used some improvements...

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Transgender, AuDHD, (secret third thing. Or maybe just bitcoin)

    ..I'm sure my 18 year old ass would process this information in a calm and reasonable manner, lol

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago

    Don't do it

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago

    Suck. My. Balls.

    (He'd think it's fucking hilarious)

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    Buy All Bitcoin

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    Read scholarship terms.

    (Got fucked over majorly at DeVry because I trusted actual adults in authority positions for my guidance and wish I had the backbone back then to call them out on it.)

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

    Tossup between "buy Bitcoin now" and "you are autistic"

    The first one, because, obviously. The second one, because I didn't find out until I was in my 30s. My lemmy account is older than my diagnosis.

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    invest in bitcoin!!!!!!!

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    Your 18 year old self being really confused because you basically used 4 words so the message that arrives is just "It's still..". Just imagine what weird stuff your 18 year old self would do because it thinks it found the secret of your message.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    Do not piss

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Yes, but not a good one. Having children made my mental health so much worse, we would all be better off if I had chosen differently.

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  • Don't beat yourself up too much... just keep things in mind to make some small changes when possible. The kids are here already, there's no going back, but you can go forward, despite the hardships, in a way you can be proud of, right? (I know, I know, it's unsolicited advice, but it comes from a good place. ✌️)

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago (15 children)

    Sell Bitcoin 2025


    This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I'll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I'll still be much better off.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    damn, and I thought I was original ...

    I was even wondering if 2025 counts as one word for a while

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string?

    A1Z26 cipher ​19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    Better is "Bitcoin sell 100000"

    So you know to sell when it hits 100000$ whenever this is.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Math people make me laugh.

    100000 is 'one hundred thousand'. Your younger self would hear 'Bitcoin sell one' followed by confusing silence. Same goes for 'Bitcoin sell 2025', twenty twenty five, two thousand twenty five — both ways are too many words.

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    The fact you don't know how to use hyphens doesn't mean that you shouldn't. They've always been more useful and less bot reeking than em-dashes.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

    An em dash signifies a longer pause — I'll continue to use them however I see fit. It's telling, though, that you assume an em dash means I'm using an AI to write.

    Edit: Math friends :)

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    When did I say you were using AI? By all means, stick to your shitty style choices, but there's no need to start lying about things.

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    👍 Yes your brain is so very big Mr. math friend — I'm sure you've completely outclassed every person you've ever met in writing.

    Wait, but you're familiar enough with AI to think em dashes = bot style... Could it be that... you're lying? Impossible.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    You fucking dumbass.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    won't get better

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    Start depression medication

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    You need therapy.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Stop lifting weights. Your childhood injury will flare up and ruin your life for a couple years.

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