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    [–] 19 points 8 months ago

    Yooooo, man appreciation post hell yeah

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    You're allowed to eat fibre as a guy?

    (on learning what that means)

    Hey, hornyposting is that way!

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    As someone who has been bricked up for pretty much a full day before, it sounds a lot better than actually is. At a certain point you've got stuff to do, and practically no one wants to see your boner at the supermarket.

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  • [+] 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • Very true. Realistic context behind this comment: thinking about early puberty (where a stiff breeze could get things stirring), and times I've met amazing women where there was lots of chemistry and tension one evening, but nothing happens and probability of seeing each other again is low (hey, people are in all sorts of situations, nbd). The next morning is ... well, annoying. Just when you think you've settled your system, you zone out for a moment and bam, you're back in business.

    This experience is more like 'a lot of boners in a 24 hour period' v 'one sustained boner for more than 4 hours'. Idk if that makes a difference. But yeah, priapism is serious and if you have a boner that last more than 4 hours 100% go see a doctor.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago* (5 children)

    Unless you are 14-18, you should stop using Axe.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I don't think you understand. Axe is the lesser evil with certain 14-18 year old boys. The alternative is heinous body odor. Showers are an "also ran".

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Legitimately all of the times where I have gotten a random hookup at a party was when I forgot to throw on deodorant before heading out and then drank for like 10 hours. Unscientific sample, and maybe it says more about the state of the world around you when drunk at 4am, but a nickel is a nickel the hard way or the easy way.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I hate to ask, but what’s a ‘happy trail’?

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  • [–] 31 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    One of the greatest things a man can have

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    If your brick lasts longer than 4 hours, go to the emergency room. Your dick is about to fall off.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    Do you have any idea how hard it is in the morning? As a young guy, I have to suffer 30 mins in the bed beofre I get up cuz the boner is so hard that I can drill a hole in the wall.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    I don't see (or smell in this case) it.
    But I guess the same goes for women the other way round.

    Edit: stupid autocorrect

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    No you wouldn't??

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    feet especially!

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Me showing this post to Ray Blanchard so he finally understands that autoandrophilia is real /j

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