I laughed at this joke, then looked over at my end table...

I managed to give up fun and water. Just coffee now.

I've been off coffee since covid and I've been just fine! I rarely have any problems with forgetting to finish a task that I

When I was properly medicated I was able to kick caffeine completely and it was amazing to just drink water during the day with a soda as a treat. Much better than my non medicated ass needing 2 energy drinks just to get through the day, and still not accomplish anything worthwhile.

This is just one side of the spectrum. On the other side is a person so drastically dehydrated their eyeballs are solid because they forgot to get any drinks.

This but my fun drink is weed

Looking at the water bottle, coffee mug, and Sprite can sitting on my desk right now.

Yeah, checks out.

It's funny because it is true. Only, I don't constantly have three drinks with me because it is winter and during winter I forget what drinking is outside of meals - especially during the work week.

Also, during summer, my fun drink is my water because I drink from jars with metal straws and throw tenthousand ice cubes into the jar before filling it with water. It makes my brain tickle. At home my man wants me to drink out of a glass like a normal person, but he doesn't understand that water in a normal glass is the dullest shit you can do to water. I need my jar with the cute berries on it and the metal straw (no ice cubes because it's winter)!

Also my coffee tends to be dark chocolate.

But yeah, during meals I have water and whatever fun drink I am in the mood for.

I think coffee can fill all of these functions

the three humors

I used to have all three at my desk, but now the water is flavored sometimes and pulling double duty.

I need a three-chambered tumbler.

So basically the Beverage Goblin song?

God i wish i could have off the shelf coffee drinks, every single goddamn one (of reasonable caffeine content) has dairy, and i don't want to spend my day on the toilet 😭

Laughs in just alcohol

I laughed as most ADHD memes are relatable to me (gee I wonder why) but not this one I say to myself as I put down my Costco milkshake and pick up my split bottle for coffee and water

@Stamets water, coffee, strawberry green tea (it’s the fragrance).

the trick is specialty coffee. That way you combine the fun one and wakey one!!

Water, and these last two are interchangeable for the caffeine/fun part

• Raspberry White Chocolate Mocha Latte (called a Kiss Me Kate at the shop I frequent)
• Cherry Coke Zero

Water is my fun drink

I guess I should try this "fun" drink idea!

My fun drink is the coffee and teas :3