It's funny because it is true. Only, I don't constantly have three drinks with me because it is winter and during winter I forget what drinking is outside of meals - especially during the work week.
Also, during summer, my fun drink is my water because I drink from jars with metal straws and throw tenthousand ice cubes into the jar before filling it with water. It makes my brain tickle. At home my man wants me to drink out of a glass like a normal person, but he doesn't understand that water in a normal glass is the dullest shit you can do to water. I need my jar with the cute berries on it and the metal straw (no ice cubes because it's winter)!
Also my coffee tends to be dark chocolate.
But yeah, during meals I have water and whatever fun drink I am in the mood for.