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[–] 56 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Them not specifying who is getting fucked makes it much more ominous

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  • [–] 50 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    He crashed in the middle of the sentence, just like

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    hmm, ill take that bet, windows 98 was shit!

    so, when do I get fuck?

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Here you go: fuck off, dumbass!

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Its not the fuck I wanted, but its the fuck I got!

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    Don’t kink-shame

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    Do you really want to risk that a guy who likes a Microsoft OS reproduces?

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (12 children)

    Around that time, wasn’t there something called WindowsME, which I think stood for MicroEdition? And CE, not sure what that stood for.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago* (3 children)

    There was a meme making rounds back then that with the combined powers of Windows ME, CE, and NT, you get Windows CEMENT.

    There was also a joke about it being sluggish or something there. I forget.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    You are the only other person I've encountered who knows of this joke, so I now declare us friends.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I think we have no choice but to be friends, now. I’m frankly amazed to run into someone else online who’d heard that joke

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    I am prepared for impending friendship.

    I don't recall where I originally read the joke but I spent years - unsuccessfully - trying to find it again. The version I read followed it up with something like "hard as a rock, dumb as a brick."

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    ME stood for Millenium Edition , the successor of win 98. CE was the embedded windows.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Windows CE was for embedded systems and it was the most horrific crock of shit ever. Which didn't stop them from producing a couple of billion devices with it, of course.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Ok how's that social media platfrom called?

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