Was very confused when I saw the Atlantic link at first
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"Unless you pay me one trillion hundred dollars I won't let it come back", Trump later announced.
Please, we all know that great Ra carries it on his boat through the Sea of Reeds and must battle Apep to be able to raise the sun in the heavens the next morning.
You know, I would really believe this headline to be true. These childfuckers really are this God damn stupid. It probably is true even.
Just wait until they find out it goes to CHINA at night.
The owner of the Atlantic was in the Epstein Files.

The owner is effectively Laurene Powell Jobs via the Emerson Collective which she put together. Pretty much every rich or famous person is in those files as a mention. It takes more than just "in the files" to incriminate a woman.
Execute them all the world will be a better safer place for everyone. I’m sick of some having everything while others can’t even access healthcare. Shareholders deserve to die
Bilbo Baggins is in the files. By conflating "in the files" with "took part in the crimes" a lot of innocent people will be falsely accused.
And that's the point.
Trump and team want so many innocent people to be called out that it provides cover for the guilty.
Hahahahaha i love the on-
sees it's not the onion

What's really concerning is that I actually ate the onion here.
I checked the source and was scared because why does a legitimate news source also do satire‽ We're past the point where obviously ridiculous things are obviously not true
I mean, it was what, 4 years ago that a pro-oil lobby/marketing group made an actual "CO2 is life" commercial saying CO2 is good?
...Is math related to science?
If the universe is so big, then why doesn't it fight me?
(Yeah, I know, I shouldn't be quoting Internet Historian, these could be stolen jokes. It's funny because these are the sort of jokes I could come up with)
Aren’t Zionists always talking about their superior IQ? They seem like morons like every other group that touted genetic superiority in history.
No. That's white supremacists.
Well actually I’ve read a bunch of recent Zionist fundamentalist Israeli literature claiming genetic superiority. Epstein wrote extensively about his beliefs in this and the inferiority of Goyem in the files so what do you call that? I agree that most Zionists or Israeli’s in general are from European ancestry so they are in the socially constructed “white”category but what do you call this belief in superiority that is being used to justify genocide and the trafficking, raping and killing of Goyem children that Epstein talks about in the files? It does seem relevant here considering that our government, corporations and the presidency are clearly occupied by a fundamentalist Israel and this strange belief that they hold that they are superior and above international laws and human decency. It’s a problem

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