In July 2019, Worden alleged that her estranged spouse, astronaut Anne McClain, had guessed her password and illegally accessed her bank account while deployed to the International Space Station.

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[–] 97 points 8 months ago (22 children)

This was the very first time that a space crime was investigated.

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  • [–] 64 points 8 months ago (19 children)

    Despite making up only 12% of the astronauts, women have committed 100% of the space crime.

    That's just facts!

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  • [–] 104 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    ...women have been accused and aquitted of 100% of the space crime.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    Women get weird around astronauts. Remember the one who put on a diaper to make a frantic 12 hour drive to Florida to murder her romantic rival?

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  • [–] 60 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Just to be clear, the astronaut was cleared of wrongdoing, meaning there was no real space crime. The false report charge is an earth crime.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago* (5 children)

    It was her estranged spouse though. The astronaut didn't commit the crime. I get that you are joking.

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  • [–] 86 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Despite an internal investigation that exonerated McClain, Worden continued to promote the false claims to news outlets and hired a media consultant to amplify them. She also publicly released her former spouse’s personal information.

    Huh, I wonder why there were problems in that marriage?

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago

    100% of exonerated space criminals are lesbians.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago*

    SPAAAACE!!! I expect this is how first contact with aliens to occur, access your private services. from the thumbnail she almost looks like AMANDA tapping.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Space madness. It’s a thing. I remember this from ren and stimpy

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