Where do you think all the cheese is going?

Who wouldn't be fascinated by a piece of cheese?

Are you dating a mouse

Babybel cheese wax.

I think they're cheese waxes like from Laughing Cow. They're saying "melt down old cheese waxes to make romantic red tea-light candles for your Valentine."

Edit to add, "you may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese." So bring some more Babybels to eat in the Jacuzzi by candlelight.

To tell if it’s a big or small banana

For eatin.

Only if you include the little thin strip of paper for her to unwrap it.

w40k ork magic i see

My wife (who used birthday candles at one point): "And?"