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[–] 54 points 8 months ago (1 child)

This is how I married my wife in Germany. I am now banned from Germany.

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  • [–] 38 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    No weirdos.

    Oh well. ¯\(ツ)/¯

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    🥺👉👈

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    Why would anyone keep eating once the bun is gone?

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    OP is posting while hungry

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    P.S. No eye contact unless the mood is right.

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  • [+] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (10 children)

    Haven't seen "glizzy" used in this context.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (9 children)

    Obama was president when I first saw that name given to hotdogs.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (8 children)
  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (6 children)

    People started referring to Glock handguns with extended magazines as 'Gluzi', being short for glock-uzi.

    The Uzi is another gun with a commonly extended mag that pokes out the bottom of the grip, hence the comparison.

    The slightly derogatory 'Gluzi' became 'Glizzy'

    Now, another more derogatory nickname for a gun with a mag that sticks well beyond the handgrip was "Hotdog" because, well it looks like the sausage sticking out the end of a hotdog bun.

    So people are calling these guns "hotdogs" and "glizzy", and so naturally, at a barbecue somewhere where the sausage was notaby longer than the bun, someone must have started referring to their extended sausage hotdog as a "Glizzy" as a joke, comparing the sausage to the extended mag of a Glock, and it stuck. The comedy lives in referring to an innocuous food item as a weird looking, often gang or crime-associated style of gun. Maybe because there's a high chance of encountering both kinds of Glizzy at certain barbecues, and bystanders are subject to the ol' switcharoo when one person asks for a Glizzy, and received a hotdog. Or maybe they asked for a hotdog, and recieved a gun, IDK I wasn't there.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I hope you made every word of this up, because this is the de facto history of glizzy now. Like, a screenshot of this comment should be the entire Wikipedia page.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I shall do no further research into this topic, this is now canon for me

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    Dang and here I thought Australians were the first to call a hotdog a glizzy. And I assumed it was glistening with grease, and that's why they abbreviated to glizzy. According to a quick search, you appear to be correct tho with the glock-uzi slang

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Lady and the Tramp-style

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    I would ask someone to hold the other end just to eat it end to end myself.

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago

    Eew, shared bacteria.

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  • [+] -9 points 8 months ago (25 children)

    That's disgusting.

    Mustard is for chemical weapons, not food.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    Username works out just fine.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    No, unfortunately too many of my fellow Americans like mustard.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

    Joke's on you: my mustard game has become so advanced - a habit so entrenched - it has rendered me immune to the chemical irritants which are commonly deployed at street protests, which is really coming in handy lately.

    As I wind my way to the front, my people chant in unison:

    MUSTARD MAN! MUSTARD MAN!

    MUSTARD MAN!

    I open every orifice and beg for pepper balls and gas. The people, euphoric, giddily cheer through their masks as I personally ingest about a year's worth of taxpayer-funded chemical munitions via every route physically available to my mortal form. The pigs waste... all of it. It is a tasty snack.

    The pigs are sad. They go home for the night. Questioning their life choices, they are unable to sleep. Half of them later resign.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Not REAL mustard they don’t. They like that food dye number 666 shit that has zero mustard seed in it.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (12 children)

    Damn, lots of mustard stans here I guess

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

    We will fiercely defend our passions.

    ETA: ignoring the obvious ketchup on that glorious wein shudders tells us far more

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    Imagine bitching about pineapple on pizza when those gastroterrorists are unironically putting ketchup on sausages. It's sacrilege, an atrocity against man and god.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    Pineapple on pizza is great in theory. In practice people usually don't pre-grill the pineapple and they don't cut it thin enough, so it creates a big soggy pineapple juice crater in my otherwise delicious pizza.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I got a similar reaction when I made a comment derogatory of mayonnaise.

    Probably most common condiments have fans ready to defend them.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (3 children)

    You don't like mayo? What an affront to all things holy!

    /s

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (2 children)

    I respect but disagree with such an opinion, no /s.

    I do like pasta salad though, so there are exceptions.

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