This is how I married my wife in Germany. I am now banned from Germany.
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Nothing sexual.
No weirdos.
Oh well. ¯\(ツ)/¯
Why would anyone keep eating once the bun is gone?
Sometimes you gotta take a leap of faith
reminds me of this:

OP is posting while hungry
Haven't seen "glizzy" used in this context.
Obama was president when I first saw that name given to hotdogs.
Why "glizzy" tho?
People started referring to Glock handguns with extended magazines as 'Gluzi', being short for glock-uzi.

The Uzi is another gun with a commonly extended mag that pokes out the bottom of the grip, hence the comparison.

The slightly derogatory 'Gluzi' became 'Glizzy'
Now, another more derogatory nickname for a gun with a mag that sticks well beyond the handgrip was "Hotdog" because, well it looks like the sausage sticking out the end of a hotdog bun.

So people are calling these guns "hotdogs" and "glizzy", and so naturally, at a barbecue somewhere where the sausage was notaby longer than the bun, someone must have started referring to their extended sausage hotdog as a "Glizzy" as a joke, comparing the sausage to the extended mag of a Glock, and it stuck. The comedy lives in referring to an innocuous food item as a weird looking, often gang or crime-associated style of gun. Maybe because there's a high chance of encountering both kinds of Glizzy at certain barbecues, and bystanders are subject to the ol' switcharoo when one person asks for a Glizzy, and received a hotdog. Or maybe they asked for a hotdog, and recieved a gun, IDK I wasn't there.
I hope you made every word of this up, because this is the de facto history of glizzy now. Like, a screenshot of this comment should be the entire Wikipedia page.
I shall do no further research into this topic, this is now canon for me
i decided to do some single-onion-layer level of research. wikipedia article has at least one reference supporting OP's description:
Dang and here I thought Australians were the first to call a hotdog a glizzy. And I assumed it was glistening with grease, and that's why they abbreviated to glizzy. According to a quick search, you appear to be correct tho with the glock-uzi slang
I wanted to give you a reasonable answer. There isn't one. The only answer I found is super fucking stupid.
I would ask someone to hold the other end just to eat it end to end myself.
That's disgusting.
Mustard is for chemical weapons, not food.
I just reported you to ICE for this terroristical anti-mustard comment.
Username works out just fine.
No, unfortunately too many of my fellow Americans like mustard.
Joke's on you: my mustard game has become so advanced - a habit so entrenched - it has rendered me immune to the chemical irritants which are commonly deployed at street protests, which is really coming in handy lately.
As I wind my way to the front, my people chant in unison:
MUSTARD MAN! MUSTARD MAN!
MUSTARD MAN!
I open every orifice and beg for pepper balls and gas. The people, euphoric, giddily cheer through their masks as I personally ingest about a year's worth of taxpayer-funded chemical munitions via every route physically available to my mortal form. The pigs waste... all of it. It is a tasty snack.
The pigs are sad. They go home for the night. Questioning their life choices, they are unable to sleep. Half of them later resign.
Not REAL mustard they don’t. They like that food dye number 666 shit that has zero mustard seed in it.
You mean like what's in that picture?
Damn, lots of mustard stans here I guess
We will fiercely defend our passions.
ETA: ignoring the obvious ketchup on that glorious wein shudders tells us far more
Imagine bitching about pineapple on pizza when those gastroterrorists are unironically putting ketchup on sausages. It's sacrilege, an atrocity against man and god.
None of it compares to well done steak with ketchup.
Makes me sick just thinking about it.
Pineapple on pizza is great in theory. In practice people usually don't pre-grill the pineapple and they don't cut it thin enough, so it creates a big soggy pineapple juice crater in my otherwise delicious pizza.
I probably wouldn't use ketchup either, but if it were already there I'd still eat it without gagging.
I eat the raw stuff (horseradish).
And since my friend also hated it, I sent him a video of me happily eating the raw stuff, without flinching.
I got a similar reaction when I made a comment derogatory of mayonnaise.
Probably most common condiments have fans ready to defend them.
You don't like mayo? What an affront to all things holy!
/s
I respect but disagree with such an opinion, no /s.
I do like pasta salad though, so there are exceptions.
OMG pasta salad is one place where I don't put mayo. Let's hope we never have to plan a cookout together :D

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