"I'm sorry, is this a 5-minute argument or the full half-hour?"

No, people won't argue about just anything.

Had to tape it down to make sure it didn't fly away.

Um, acktually. (pushes glasses up) This would only serve to to demonstrate that people may sometimes argue about this one thing. To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, you would need to show that an argument occurs for everything, which you do not demonstrate here.

It's pronounced "ladybird".

This is not a pipe.

Nature is beautiful 🥹

Delete this now. You have overhead imagery of a hangar for the Northrop Grumman B-21 Raider. This is highly classified information and the mods need to delete this and wipe the server now.

Cool ladybug picture, dude! What is controversial here?

Yes it is. And a beautiful one too.

Does it have an owie?

May the papercuts between your fingers forever go without ladybugs.

What a marvelous testament to nature that this creature evolved to specifically mimic the adhesive medical strip so perfectly that I can’t even tell the difference.

Did you know that the "Bandaid Ladybug" is one of the most healing in the world?

Did you just assume that bug’s gender?

fuck you, thats a oopsy-go-away. fucking people these days have not fucking culture at all, like come on man, touch some fucking grass or something .. fucking ladybug....

This is a rhino beetle. 🤨

That's an Asian Lady Beetle actually, not a ladybug. They're an invasive species that was intentionally introduced in an attempt to control aphids and can sometimes but not always be differentiated from ladybugs by the color of their elytron (hard coating which protects their wings), which can be orange rather then red.

I think you covered the ladybug there

I have a boo boo! Where are my ladybugs?

Why'd you have to make it a race thing?

That's a delightful ladybug. I have one that's got a picture of a bandage on it..

kill yourself now

I hope they get better soon, meeting a band-aid that big.

that's a cool ladybug

No, this doesn't look like the Senator from Southern Carolina.

Not everything that bugs a lady is a ladybug

That is clearly a small off duty czechoslovakian traffic warden.

That's not --

Wait --

You magnificent bastard

I dunno. I'd have to look it up to be certain but in the USA Japanese beetles looks awfully similar but are brutal and invasive pests. So if it's the JB instead of the LB, you've gotta find a way to get rid of it.

Nah man I'm pretty sure that's ammo of Remington 870

What do the lady bugs look like in your country?

ill fuking end u

Okay

That’s clearly a lordbug,.

ur a ladybug

yummy

You didn't say "This is the most magnificent ladybug you have ever seen." Why didn't you say that? Are you blind?

no, that's a desk hob. common misunderstanding.

BRB checking the Urban Dictionary for whatever slang this is

95% of these awful creatures have some kind of std.

Ugliest ladybug I've ever seen.